Perpetually knocked up Bristol Palin took time away from whatever the hell she does to blast President Obama over offending Jesus by changing Mt. McKinley back to Denali, which is its original name. Since the apple usually doesn’t fall far from the useless and attention-seeking tree, Bristol channeled her grizzly mama in a bizarre rant. We already reported about Ohio Republicans getting all huffy and throwing a tantrum over the name change, but it takes a special kind of moron to really drive home the manufactured outrage.
Trying to find a modicum of coherence and comprehension in Bristol’s bratty rant would be akin to listening to Bob Dylan read Finnegan’s Wake in an air tunnel.
Here is a sampling of what Snow White Trash Jr. had to say on the mountain name change:
President Obama is taking a trip to the Alaskan Arctic.
I wish we could add up how much this trip costs the tax payers dollars……….. They probably had to BARGE limousines here!!!!!!! They rented out an entire TOWER at our nicest hotel here? A TOWER!!!!!!!!!! (Huffington Post)
Like they really had to ” barge limousines” to a freaking tower! Is Bristol buying Oxycontin from Levi Johnston’s mommy or something? I mean, how else can you explain such profound psycho babble. But Sarah’s spawn wasn’t quite done.
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. Mckinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us…
What a waste.. (Huffington Post)
Firstly, shut up and learn how to read the instructions on a condom! Secondly, all Alaskans identify the mountain as Denali and so should you. Lastly, the contemptible and pretend human being that you call Mom referred to the mountain as “Denali” in her departing speech as governor.
Watch Sarah Palin speak of Denali below:
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I’m still amazed on how Obama was able to withstand all that WHITE snow…
And thank you for that loser reply.
He’s half white, lame brain. You are half-assed.
You can thank the Palins for making it more tolerable. There’s always a little bit less white powder after the Palin kids have come through town!
Couldn’t sit through 10 minutes of that hag babbling on to hear her say Denali. I’ll take your word for it.
The more I scrolled down the less I wanted to watch. Finally got to the video and couldn’t bring myself to click play. Skipped right to the comments.
The mention occurs at about 1:32, where she says, “Denali the great one.” I couldn’t bring myself to watch the rest of the video to see if she said it again.
thank you for this info. I can’t stand to watch any more of this than I have to.
At about 1:30.
And that’s why you people are so ignorant to the great job Governor Palin did for Alaska. Keep your eyes shut and keep being stupid.
Oh, the irony! PALIN wants the media to “stop making things up”? ROFLMAO!
She’s clearly says “Denali - the Great One” around the 1:35 mark or so.
ugh why doesn’t she go to school and major in “journalism” like her mom did?
Bristol Palin the true meaning of Oxy-Moron.
Why oh why can’t stupid hurt?!
God, listening to her talk…shes like an annoying female Christopher Walken. The cadence of her voice, the punctuation, its all off. She just puts random pauses between words with no flow or sense of structure. She could read straight out of Shakespeare and it would still just sound like random word salad.
Sarah Palin always sounds drunk..just babble babble babble…
“… more difficult to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegan’s Wake in a wind tunnel.”
- Dennis Miller
Palin just proved stupidity is hereditary! Her family is in the business of being stupid.
Why is Bristol crying over this? The Palin Family is pathetic.
when an american says ” us is no1 or greatest nation” what are they referring to to? like the first in natural gas producer or the gun murder per capita or being the larger importer of international goods?
Lets see here…
#1 producer of natural gas is, indeed, the United States at 19.8% total global volume.
(You’re correct)
Ecuador = 64.8 per 100,000 population gun related homicides (last report 2010)
United States = 3.55 per 100,000 population gun related homicides (last report 2013)
(That would be a miss)
And finally, yes, the United States is the world’s largest consumer of import goods on the whole, (1/9th of the world’s total import business). However, the EU with their 27 member states does not consider goods purchased in Germany from France, (for example), an “import”. So how accurate are those numbers? The population of the EU is approximately 507 million, 170 million more than the US and 27 more WTO member nations. The US is required through treaties to trade a minimum amount with each member nation. And as the US only holds one single seat on the WTO compared to a total of 28, you can surely identify the disparity. Do you see where this is going or shall we cut this melon?
(Gonna’ call that a miss as well)
For the most part, when an American says the US is the greatest nation, it’s because of a pride in who we are.
Most of us Alaskans already called it Denali - primarily out of respect for our Alaskan Native brethren. So this ‘renaming’ effort is a non-event to us, as we have actual pressing issues which SHOULD have been addressed by Obama, if he had a shred of ‘leadership’ in him. But he didn’t. His purpose in going to Alaska was originally intended as an opportunity to make his case for human caused climate change. On arrival, it was too hard to make that case with snow already starting down the mountains and overnight temperatures below freezing north of the 62nd parallel. So, in true Obama fashion, he changed the subject.
Ah. Another right-winger who doesn’t know the difference between climate and weather.
Oh, but I do. I’m not the loose change that cancelled a photo op, that would be your “leader”. And why? Because Obama doesn’t know the difference between climate and weather. Any more divisive comments from the peanut gallery?
Are you seriously so stupid that you think Obama didn’t focus on global warming in his trip to Alaska? That speaks for itself.
Oh look… A volunteer for a mental wedgie. The tripe you left here is moot, (at best), since Obama in fact didn’t, (thank you for going there), accomplish what he went to Alaska to do. Instead, his trip to Alaska was summed up by the re-naming of a mountain to its, well, name. Redundancy much? Yep! Yes, he cancelled his trip to [an] ANWR which was supposed to include a speech on global hooplah with the Alaska Range in the backdrop. I added [an] because there are actually eleven separate ANWR’s in Alaska, not just the pretty ones Nat Geo likes showing you. Two things: First, if you have any idea where the Alaska Range is located in proximity to the particular ANWR near Prudhoe Bay where drilling is being denied, you’d know that it’s about 400 air miles away from Denali National Park. Secondly, the early snowfalls and cool temperatures didn’t help the ‘global warming’, (a.k.a. climate change), narrative. It so-happens that August and September had a bumper crop of early snow this year in central Alaska. It’s a record breaking year in the Tanana Valley through September. Then there’s a point that I didn’t include as number three, simply because I’m a fair and reasonable fellow: The day before Obama’s planned but cancelled speech, an exploratory icebreaker had to be abandoned in the Beaufort Sea because, well, there was too much ice. While it’s not directly related, it’s still a sty in the eye of the beholder, isn’t it? Come on lil’ fella’, lets hear it… “Awe, shucks!” How’s that brain wedgie workin’ out for ya’?
No, lunatic, his renaming the mountain was a footnote of the trip.
And only a complete blithering idiot would think that snow in Alaska is somehow contradictory to the “narrative” of global warming.
A footnote of the trip? It turned out to be the only note of his trip because he literally did nothing he set out to do. Your comments are equally unsuccessful. I’m a carnivore, mate. Unless you put some meat in your comments, I’m not showing up to have another feed.
Funny how a “carnivore” like you is such a wimp.
Well she is hormonal….
“Snow White Trash” LMAO. Perfect.
Get ready for Ted Cruz losers
She should be the poster child for having to have a permit to reproduce