Sarah Palin truly is the gift that keeps on giving, she is like a walking self-help seminar. “Well jeeze I feel bad today but at least I am not HER!” Her latest attempt at making sense while speaking to the media does not fail to live up to the standards of comedic excellence she has set for herself, countless times in the past. She excused all the possible bad behavior of every Christian, including her own hypocrite daughter, by saying God will just forgive every bad thing you do.
Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God, is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.
Sarah is saying that God told her Bristol’s unwed pregnancies are fine because he will give her 3rd, 4th, 5th, chances and so on. Its completely fine, don’t you get it? They have a reusable get into heaven free card, because God said so.
She really said this, knowing a camera was recording it, and that it would make it to the internet. I mean what can you really say about this that it doesn’t already say on its own? Republicans love to use God to judge other people non-stop in order to sell books or get on Fox News, but when it comes to themselves they belong to the special forgiveness club. Clearly Bristol Palin is a gold card member of this, and just has to swipe that card every time she forgets to have abstinent sex.
Palin also described how she is not “part of the problem” in the Republican party. She said she is a voice for those who do not have one, and will call people out for “doing something stupid”. Sarah Palin is going to call people out for doing stupid things. She is criticizing other people for being stupid. Lets let that sink in for a bit.
Watch Sara’s complete brain-draining comedy gold mine in the video below:
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