Perpetually knocked up Bristol Palin took time away from whatever the hell she does to blast President Obama over offending Jesus by changing Mt. McKinley back to Denali, which is its original name. Since the apple usually doesn’t fall far from the useless and attention-seeking tree, Bristol channeled her grizzly mama in a bizarre rant. We already reported about Ohio Republicans getting all huffy and throwing a tantrum over the name change, but it takes a special kind of moron to really drive home the manufactured outrage.
Trying to find a modicum of coherence and comprehension in Bristol’s bratty rant would be akin to listening to Bob Dylan read Finnegan’s Wake in an air tunnel.
Here is a sampling of what Snow White Trash Jr. had to say on the mountain name change:
President Obama is taking a trip to the Alaskan Arctic.
I wish we could add up how much this trip costs the tax payers dollars……….. They probably had to BARGE limousines here!!!!!!! They rented out an entire TOWER at our nicest hotel here? A TOWER!!!!!!!!!! (Huffington Post)
Like they really had to ” barge limousines” to a freaking tower! Is Bristol buying Oxycontin from Levi Johnston’s mommy or something? I mean, how else can you explain such profound psycho babble. But Sarah’s spawn wasn’t quite done.
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. Mckinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us…
What a waste.. (Huffington Post)
Firstly, shut up and learn how to read the instructions on a condom! Secondly, all Alaskans identify the mountain as Denali and so should you. Lastly, the contemptible and pretend human being that you call Mom referred to the mountain as “Denali” in her departing speech as governor.
Watch Sarah Palin speak of Denali below:
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