On Tuesday, Sarah Palin stood up at a podium and announced her endorsement for Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for POTUS. Her speech can only be described as a hot mess. After Palin endorsed Trump, her daughter Bristol published a post on her blog supporting her mother and slamming Ted Cruz; but, one sentence in her rant caught the internet’s attention and their reaction to it was hilarious.
Bristol wrote:
I didn’t go to Harvard Law School, but I know this: You can like two people in a race, but there will only one president.
She didn’t go to Harvard? You don’t say?! We never would have known that had she not pointed it out to us….honestly.
When her blog post made it to Twitter, users had an absolute field day.
Here are some of the funniest responses:
I didn’t go to Harvard Law School, but I know this: You shouldn’t use your tongue to stop a fan. https://t.co/s2wYZfjFfs
— Joe Greene (@Jocubed) January 20, 2016
"I didn't go to Harvard Law School" - Bristol Palin. THANK YOU Captain Obvious.
— Left Wing Nation (@LeftWingNation) January 20, 2016
#ididntgotoharvard but I know this: if you stick your tongue on a cold lamppost, an angel loses its wings. https://t.co/v2EiX8OsF6 @gawker
— Mark Singh (@marksinghTO) January 19, 2016
THIS JUST IN - BREAKING NEWS!!! Bristol Palin never attended Harvard Law School pic.twitter.com/wgW6faOYbF
— Brad Pitts (@illneverusethis) January 19, 2016
I didn't go to Harvard Law School, but I know this: don't eat the yellow snow. #BristolPalin
— Mr. Stench (@realmrstench) January 20, 2016
Bristol Palin is too dumb to figure out how to use a condom (twice!) but feels the need to remind us that she didn't go to Harvard.
— Snarky Donkey (@TheSnarkyDonkey) January 20, 2016
“I didn’t go to Harvard Law School, but I know this: I want to sound smart by plagiarizing, but there is only one Jack Handy." #bristolpalin
— Kim Clune (@KimClune) January 20, 2016
"I didn't go to Harvard Law…You can like two people…but there will be only one president." So says philosopher Bristol Palin.
— Chris L. Davis (@ChrisLDavis82) January 20, 2016
Bristol Palin and her mother are so unbelievably desperate to stay in the limelight that they are constantly making fools of themselves. It’s like they do not even realize they have become nothing but the butt of so many jokes. I would almost feel bad for them if they didn’t thrive on making the lives of so many other people miserable. Bristol is the ultimate hypocrite, she has made hundreds of thousands of dollars preaching abstinence only education, all while knowing it is completely ineffective because of her own personal experiences.
It’s hard to feel bad for a person like that.
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