The National Enquirer published a story today alleging Ted Cruz has had affairs with at least five different women. Which led to #CruzSexScandal trending on social media. Twitter rarely disappoints in this type of scenario, and today’s response proved to be absolutely hilarious.
While The National Enquirer is not necessarily the most reputable source in journalism, they do have a history of being right when it comes to political sex scandals. Photos of the women were also published, which means they opened themselves up to lawsuits if the story proves false.
Still, it is kind of hard to believe that five separate women, not including his wife, willingly had any sort of sexual relationship with creepy old Cruz, but hey, anything is possible when it comes to politicians getting laid I guess.
Twitter, with the hashtag #CreepyTedCruz had plenty to say about the alleged affairs, and it was all pretty damn funny.
Pope Francis opens laptop to check out the Good Friday trends on twitter. Sees #TrumpLovesPecker and #CruzSexScandal. Sighs, closes laptop.
— Bill Harnsberger (@BillinPortland) March 25, 2016
I don’t give these #CruzSexScandal rumors any credence-clearly, the dude was too busy as the Zodiac Killer to bed all those women.
— Patrick Seitz (@Seitz_Unseen) March 25, 2016
Not a fan of @tedcruz , but he’s got a great defense. #cruzsexscandal pic.twitter.com/DiZWVLUTQJ
— kenneth one (@kowloonsunday) March 25, 2016
#CruzSexScandal continues to dominate social media… pic.twitter.com/vj5zffGFov
— Jason Oliveira (@JasonOliveiraTV) March 25, 2016
#CruzSexScandal has to be false. Hard to believe he could find 5 females of his species to mate with him. Not on this planet at least
— Peter Grosz (@petergrosz) March 25, 2016
“As long as they don’t find out about the men, too.” #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/bRzgECyXEv
— Mr. LXC (@MrLXC) March 25, 2016
John Kasich when he sees #CruzSexScandal trending pic.twitter.com/C4rBAtecO8
— Brian (@BLB_Chiefs) March 25, 2016
My thoughts and prayers are with the 5 survivors #CruzSexScandal
— Matt Kick (@MatthewKick) March 25, 2016
I don’t believe there’s a #CruzSexScandal. Between running for POTUS and being the Zodiac Killer, there’s just no free time.
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) March 25, 2016
The notion @tedcruz is the zodiac killer is easier for my brain to process than 5 women had affairs w him. Bless their <3s. #CruzSexScandal
— Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) March 25, 2016
MY MIND’S TELLIN’ ME NO, BUT MY BODY, MY BODY’S TELLIN’ ME YESSSSSSSS #cruzsexscandal pic.twitter.com/nYDig1vW69
— Patches O’Houlihan (@mike_is_bored) March 25, 2016
MRW I wake up and see that #CruzSexScandal is trending on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/A4QrJi6GUu
— Adam Burnett (@aburnett3) March 25, 2016
*Logs on Twitter*
*Sees #CruzSexScandal* pic.twitter.com/s1QkeSdHN5— Polly Mosendz (@polly) March 25, 2016
Me seeing #CruzSexScandal is trending this morning. Wow pic.twitter.com/AZvvR4Q1by
— Lee Ann (@dental37) March 25, 2016
Has anyone heard from #GlennBeck?
Has God contacted him with instructions?#CruzSexScandal— Linda Suhler, Ph.D. (@LindaSuhler) March 25, 2016
Featured image via Twitter screen capture
