If anyone has been paying attention to Republican politics for the past few years, one thing that is glaringly self-evident is that they have a severe ignorance when it comes to the idea of women being raped. Rape, to Republicans, seems to be a curious and interesting thing. They look at it the way a scientist would look at how a star forms or perhaps how a volcano works, instead of it being a life-altering tragedy at best.
Historically speaking, Republican rape awareness has always been this way, but it is only relatively recent that it has started to be compiled, in this very handy color coded chart. Who knows? Maybe you will discover you were not really raped after all.
Who would turn down a gift from god?
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Your problem is, you are looking at rape as a crime rather than an “opportunity”:
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Forcible, unlike the ones where force is not required? Is consensual sex rape too?
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Emergency Rape: Because some rapes simply are not that urgent.
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Before anyone goes using the word “Rape,” we need to make sure that it was a legitimate one, and not some knock-off brand.
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Don’t forget ladies, if you can’t get out of the bad situation you clearly provoked by wearing those short shorts, you can always lie back and think of George Clooney.
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
And finally we come to the central theme of all this: “Hey, she was askin’ for it.”
Rape Color Code. Photo: Screen Capture Courtesy of Go Rape Advisory Chart
Featured via screen capture courtesy of GOP Rape Advistory Chart
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