Stupidest Congressman In America Wants To Banish Gay People To A Deserted Island For 100 Years

Louie Gohmert might well be the Stupidest Man in America™ (Trump hasn’t trademarked this yet, has he?), and he’s certainly one of the stupidest people in Congress. He proved this yet again while speaking before a group of young conservatives last week, when he called for gay people to be banished to an island for 100 or 200 years.

Someone else actually had a very similar plan for a group that he considered socially undesirable, too. The “joke” stopped being funny well before it ended.

Louie Gohmert’s Grand Plan

During his Washington, D.C. speech before a college chapter of Phyllis Schlafly’s Eagle Forum, Gohmert called for the impeachment of Supreme Court Justices Elena Kagan and Ruth Bader Ginsburg because they ruled in favor of same-sex marriage.

“I think they ought to be impeached,” Gohmert lamented. “I think ought to be removed, and until Congress shows that we do have some say in the Constitution over the courts the abuses are just going to get worse.”

He also warned the audience that the SCOTUS wanted them to “forget what Moses said God said, forget what Jesus said God said, we’re God and you go by what we say.”

Then, he suggested his own scientific study to prove that same-sex couples can’t have a “preferred marriage.” This study involves an island, a few hundred years, and a man who’s utterly clueless about biology:

We could take four heterosexual couples, married, and put them on an island where they have everything they need to sustain life. Then take four all-male couples and put them on an island with all they need to sustain life, take four couples of women, married, and put them on an island, and let’s come back in 100 to 200 years and see which one nature says is the preferred marriage.

That’s, at most, three generations. At most. And I’ll wager the heterosexuals will have a higher death rate, because giving birth is dangerous.

Gohmert also continued beating the impeachment drum for President Obama, saying that there was a “case to be made” but that he “hadn’t really thought about it” until he read a book by Andrew McCarthy, an extreme conservative author.

Listen to Gohmert below:


Feature image via Gage Skidmore on Flickr

  • Vincent Valentine

    This guy is out of his mind. He really should be in a Psych ward, not Congress.

    • DaddyO_969

      The House seems to be a psych ward already.

      • Vincent Valentine

        Touche! Yes, the inmates are running the asylum.

  • decrepittex

    Please forgive my representative, “Gomer”, he’s crazy as a stomped ant bed.

    • kenthefitter

      I like that.

  • Carson Mcclinton

    I think, we should put all congressmen with A single digit IQ on an Island and sink it to the bottom of the ocean, so they can’t be heard from again!

  • cole

    THIS IS STUPID

  • Baby_Raptor

    I *LOVE* people who talk about “nature’s” say in marriage. Theists do it a lot to pretend that they aren’t parroting what they think their imaginary friend wants.

    “Nature” doesn’t have a preferred type of relationship and reproduction. Every possible combination is prevalent on earth. Some species mate for life. Some mate for only a season. Some organisms can self-reproduce. Some animals will live in groups of one male and a bunch of females. Some species have the males doing all the work. Some species can keep undesirable mates from impregnating them (which is WAY more than people like this buffoon want for humans!)

    The list goes on.

    There is no one way of pairing and reproduction that nature deems “best.”

    • Mike Lawler

      The homosexual couples would not reproduce. The heterosexual ones would and, most likely, produce some homosexual children. Therefore, all the couples would still live on for several generations. Dumbo didn’t think of that. Of course, he doesn’t thin, period.

    • Paula Ann McCabe

      It’s an assumptive argument. Nature’s way is right and I get to decide what nature’s way is.

  • LostSok

    Let me guess…he’s “not a scientist.”

  • kenshade

    Well when the Zombies go looking for brains, Republicans will know they are safe.

  • wingr47

    WHY am I the only one who calls out these fools when They misuse the word Impeach???? It does NOT mean kick out of anything.

  • Rick Derris

    We should do that to conservatives. The country would be better off.

  • joe sanford

    Take a close look at Congress Weepy is the Speaker of the House and Droopy is Senate Leader. Congress would make a great reality show.

  • bettyrich

    How did he get elected? It’s frightening that the voters are so inept that they can put someone like him in a position of power. More $$ for education are apparently needed. Wait, that won’t fix stupid.

    • Melissa Keiper

      His east Texas district is a lot like him, that’s how.

      • Paula Ann McCabe

        Yep.

  • JezebelJ Ferrentino

    since when does the ability to have children constitute preferred marriage.. what if the married hetero couples dont have children.. 200 years from now all couples in the experiment would be dead, proving exactly.. NOTHING

  • labman57

    Toss the official ‘House Howler Monkey’ a piece a fruit — perhaps it will shut him up for a while.

  • karensc

    Even if he put 4 heterosexual couples on an island for 200 years, any survivors would be so inbred with such a shallow gene pool that they would be barely recognizable as human.

  • StrangeOneClearcut

    Will someone please take this animal out back to pasture ? He just pooped in the house again.

  • FillyFanatik

    Let me guess….Repiglican?

  • Paula Ann McCabe

    Wouldn’t it be easier to evaluate gay and hetero couples already married? Oh wait, that’s already done that. Religion makes people stupid.

  • william waugh

    Do you believe this Clown was a judge. HOW

  • Sadie Legrande

    It looks like one of the patients has escaped from the ward…