Professional Quitter Sarah Palin’s Brilliant Plan To Fight ISIS: ‘Quit Being A Namby-Pamby’

Daesh, or ISIS, or ISIL for those of us liberals who are secret Muslims and apparently support their attempts to establish a Middle Eastern caliphate, is proving to be a tough nut to crack. But don’t worry, America — your favorite half-term governor is here to offer another one of her marvelous nuggets of wisdom, her invaluable advice, and it’ll have us all wondering why we didn’t think of it before.

“It’s so naïve”

So what is Palin’s mind-blowing strategy, so effective that it has four-star generals slapping their foreheads and asking why they didn’t think of it first?

It’s a strategy pulled right from Jeb Bush’s playbook — that is, the strategy saying we should have a strategy.

Great minds think alike. So do simple ones, and here’s proof.

While appearing across from Wendy Griffith on “Fun Time with Crazy Uncle Pat” — a.k.a The 700 Club — Thursday, the over-achiever from Alaska was asked how she would defeat Daesh. Palin immediately identified the problem — we spend too much time trying “to understand them” and less time doing . . . something:

You have to quit being this namby-pamby, kind of milquetoast, ‘let’s discuss things with them, let’s reach out and try to understand them.’ No, they’re the enemy, they’re evil.

She probably think’s they’re evil because they wear black. I honestly doubt Palin is remotely aware of anything else — I’m not entirely convinced Palin can pass a Chinese Room test, leave off a current events test. She takes English characters in and spits back garbled nonsense; a biological example of the old programming maxim: “garbage in, garbage out.”

Of course, Palin had plenty of examples of Obama meeting with Daesh representatives, she just didn’t feel it fit to offer any. She did, however, disagree with Hillary Clinton’s assertion we’re not at war with Islam:

It’s so naïve. It’s a scary kind of naïve that anyone would believe that radical Islamic movement, jihad, that it could be understood, leading to some kind of embracing of it, no, we have to be honest about it, it has to be stopped.

Since this is like Jeb Bush’s strategy, I can only conclude this is an example of that famous right-wing “strategery.” You know, the “strategery” that turned Iraq into a fully functioning democracy and into the albatross feather in the cap of Neoconservative foreign policy.

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  • Lisa Blake

    Maybe she should focus on stopping the Christian terrorism happening within our own country first

  • Internet Astronaut

    Her new book that she didn’t write is in full display.
    Palin and books, isn’t that an oxymoron?

    • Lincoln F. Sternn

      When Sarah Palin’s library burned both books were destroyed.
      She wasn’t finished coloring in the second one, yet.

  • Izstaria

    Actually as much of a dipshit as she is.. she is making perfect sense in these quotes.

    • NicoleminCT

      Palin makes perfect sense to a bigot. Explain how Muslims are terrorists on their own land for fighting those who invade under RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM.
      Jews - God gave me your land so I can kill you with US support because they believe we’re God’s chosen ones. <— not terrorists
      Palestinians Christians and Muslims - I will defend my land and keep fighting because I have no where to go. <—terrorists
      Bush - God spoke to me but apparently lied to me about WMD as a result more than 2 million Muslims have been murdered in wars I started <—not a religious extremist.
      ISIS, Al Quieda, Taliban - We keep losing our land, liberty, kids, parents, doctors all murdered by Americans and Western Europeans who have waged a religious war on us to steal our resources <—- Terrorists.
      You're free to ignore the religious extremists in your own religion or those from Judaism if you want but to say Palin has a point that no one can understand Islamic fundamentalism is FALSE. She, along with the rest of the Western leaders know all too well why they exist and the American voters are just too self righteous to admit to themselves they started it. Americans will go broke trying to continue it.

  • Warthog

    Half term? Half wit is more like it.

  • Tracy Pugh

    What’s naive is that real people actually listen to this crazy wench.

  • William Waugh

    The mouth that roars, her 10 minutes are about up. Hate just drips off this person.

  • NicoleminCT

    Stop the religious extremism by not permitting American Christian leaders to go to war under deceptive pretenses. God lied about the WMD right? Christian crusade created ISIS. The world knows it and the majority of Americans are just too self righteous to look in the mirror.
    Every ISIS member has a relative, friend, or colleague who has been victimized by Christian aggression. The root of all fights with Muslims and Americans started with Israel (God’s chosen ones ruling with impunity) and it’s been a domino effect since.
    America the only country in the UN to NOT hold Israel accountable for it’s more than 66 violations of UN resolutions. Geeeeeeeee I wonder why terrorists exist.