Everyone knows by now that Trump stayed up all night tweeting unhinged rants regarding his ongoing feud with former Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado. Never one to let anything go, Trump continued his bizarre form of Twitter self defense into the day, culminating in a pathetic excuse for his nutty behavior that should have anyone, regardless of political leanings, very concerned about the idea of this man with the nukes. Trump tweeted:
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
The internet wasn’t having it, though. Mockery of his continued efforts to remind the world that he is the craziest person to ever run for president quickly ensued. Here are just a few of those gems:
@realDonaldTrump sad!™ your team doesn't love you enough to change your twitter password so you can stop self-destructing
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) September 30, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/7gmi5hkUEz
— G O L D I E. (@goldietaylor) September 30, 2016
@realDonaldTrump I think the problem is you may accidentally cause WWIII at 3am based on the quality of your previous 3AM tweets.
— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) September 30, 2016
@realDonaldTrump awake, delusional, and irrational.
— Yashar (@yashar) September 30, 2016
but that’s only because it’s 10 am in moscow https://t.co/EfMb5KvEIO
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) September 30, 2016
The White House, 3 AM. The call comes in: North Korea has launched missiles at the US. Pres Trump *furiously tweeting* "Fat slut Alicia M…
— (((David Futrelle))) (@DavidFutrelle) September 30, 2016
April 4, 2017, 3:01 AM
"Mr. President, ISIS just-"
"Check out sex tape!" https://t.co/sVZls3J8Lv— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) September 30, 2016
@realDonaldTrump @PhilipRucker I suspect that call at 3 am will be necessary because of a Tweet sent at 2:30 am.
— Bob Bierman (@bobbierman) September 30, 2016
“What? Russia’s attacking Europe? Hang on, let me finish this great Infowars article.” @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/gOCg9j0mwb
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 30, 2016
@realDonaldTrump with some crazy, ranting, defamatory nonsense? I'm reassured 😱
— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) September 30, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump pretty sure the president is supposed to *wake* up to answer the call, not be on twitter urging people to watch fuck vids
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 30, 2016
And those are just the beginning. The reassuring thing here is the fact that there are plenty of Americans who see how absolutely crazy and dangerous it would be to give this man the nuclear codes. Trump is unraveling at the seams, and there are still six weeks left in this election cycle. Who wants to bet on a complete and total nervous breakdown between now and November 8th?
Just pop the popcorn and keep watching, folks. This will definitely be entertaining, but remember - VOTE BLUE this November, to keep this fascist, unhinged hamburlgar out of the Oval Office.
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