According to what they are saying on social media, many Americans are planning to become political refugees in Canada due to the fact America is planning on taking in political refugees from Syria. Yes you read that right, and no this is not The Onion. The irony of course, being that these people are going to become political refugees, fleeing what they see as “ISIS” invading their nation. You know, just like the Syrians that they insist cannot come here.
It’s a tough decision. Do we let them know how stupid they are being, or do we actually let them move so we are rid of them? This is truly a hard choice.
The condensed version is this: Obama plans on bringing 10,000 refugees from Syria to the United States. Canada however, plans on bringing in 25,000 refugees by Jan, 1st — 15,000 more than the U.S. plans to do.
Do you think the anti-refugee Republicans realize they are going to become the exact thing they are railing against if they flee to Canada? Do you think they also know that Canada has already taken in more middle east refugees than America has?
Some Americans are tweeting that if refugees get let in, they're moving to Canada. Uh…who wants to tell them?
— Kristi Colleen (@KristiColleen) November 18, 2015
There are some though, who seem to think that by becoming a refugee, they are taking a bold stance against refugees.
so our governor wants to bring Syrian refugees over to oahu ? were probably gonna get blown up by ISIS, looks like I'm moving to Canada ✌
— Devan Pogue (@devankinilau) November 18, 2015
WITH ALL THIS ISIS BULLSHIT AND THEM WANTING TO TARGET AMERICA ALONG WITH THE INCOMING REFUGEES, FUCK THIS COUNTRY, I'M MOVING TO CANADA
— Dean's Nugget ❤ (@chicagopunker31) November 17, 2015
If the president is really letting 10,000 "refugees" who all want to kill us into our country I'm moving to Canada no joke this is bs
— Aspen (@AspenSawyer) November 17, 2015
Moving to Canada if Minnesota lets the refugees in.
— Chris Vanneste (@chrisridebikes) November 17, 2015
Is this a bad time to remind them that Canada also has socialized healthcare, that is more Socialist-Big-Government-ish than Obamacare? Can they stand the torture of going to the doctor for free as well?
Eventually, the voices of reason chimed in on the debate.
*US gay marriage* Conservatives: I'm moving to Canada! *helps refugees* Conservatives: I'm moving to Canada! Canada: lol u dont even kno
— Wabi-sabi (@Shower_Capy) November 18, 2015
literally just saw a post on facebook saying if Syrians come to USA that they're moving to Canada……the hypocrisy is real
— Nikki (@taquitomom) November 17, 2015
Finally, this was all summed up rather nicely below.
Canada is legalizing pot and being smart enough to allow Syrian refugees into their country. Yeah we're moving @amccune10.
— Lauren (@lalalaurencrear) November 18, 2015
So this begs the question: What will Canada do about the massive amount of American political refugees fleeing “ISIS” in the form of 5-year-old Syrian orphans? How will they be able to prevent the radical Christian, 2nd Amendment loving, violence prone, American domestic terrorists who want to establish a Christian theocracy from conducting acts of terror on Canadian soil?
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Since many Americans haven’t read up on their own, very stringent, sensible, and humane immigration policies, I’ll instruct them on the Canadian proposal I’m putting forth…
Due to current security concerns, dangerous radical right-wing U.S refugees will not be accepted into Canada via train, plane, or automobile. The only acceptable mode of transportation for arrival is via dinosaur.
These particular American refugees will be expected to say thank you, even when they realize the are living in close proximity to people from many countries, including Syria. Should tensions arise, a mandatory pot luck dinner will be arranged for the mediation process. It will feature P.E.I. potatoes; Quebec poutine; a melting pot assortment of world cuisine from central Canada; fresh pacific salmon. Dessert served will have an ethnic flair, and required to be decadently delicious and sweet, as it will be enjoyed by all.
These refugees may not funnel monies saved from the Canadian health care system to prop up wealthy right-wing televangelists that prey on the poor and the elderly.
These refugees are banned from sending monetary funds home to the motherland to prop up right-wing republican candidates with phobias - especially those that refer to the downtrodden and displaced as “rabid dogs.”
The only “open carry” weapon allowed on Canadian soil, will be a very hot Tim Horton’s coffee.
Any refugee caught with a snowball, as a prop to deny climate change, will be immediately tossed into Niagara Falls.
A bible is considered “private” reading material, and, as such, cannot be used to trump science.
The only acceptable form of dissent, either verbal or written, must relate to lousy Canadian winters.
Refugees willing to deal with this process, must apply by submitting a written thesis based on fact - not fiction. For example: A picture of your great uncle riding a T-Rex will not be sufficient evidence for admissibility as someone being religiously persecuted.
Please note: Rules and regulations are subject to change without notice. Any application for refugee status may result in hitting a “Yuuuuuggggge” brick wall - that no amount of “melons” will tear down.
I think you should add to your requirements that they must also kiss the feet of the new very liberal prime minister! Yanno, just to get them on the road to a true appreciation of Canada.
In all seriousness, this liberal, if I were only 30 or more years younger, would be relocating to Canada and dragging my kiddos with me. I’m utterly sick of the conservative stupidity in the US.