ISIS Says First Lady Michelle Obama Is Worth $40 As A Sex Slave; Conservatives Rally Around ISIS in Agreement

President Obama is a popular target for ISIS to mock, and in a recent magazine article, they’ve extended that “courtesy” to his wife as well. The article, published in “Dabiq” magazine and entitled “Slave girls or prostitutes,” claims that Michelle Obama would be worth about $40 as a “sex-slave.”

The article, written by ISIS spokesman Umm Sumayyah Al-Muhajira, discusses the importance of kidnapping women and children for sex slaves. At the close of his article, al-Muhajira writes, “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

And, as one might expect, the right-wing not only agreed, but managed to put their own sick little spin on it, as well.

Right-wing extremists of a feather . . .

ISIS and the American right-wing agree on much more than the right is comfortable admitting. They agree on the treatment of women — one just needs to look at the culture that raised Josh Duggar to see that — but perhaps the most extreme example in recent memory is a clumsy photoshop of ISIS beheading the president shared by both right-wingers and ISIS alike.

And like the clumsy photoshop, the comment in “Dabiq” has garnered just as much support from the extremists on the right:

While reading these, it’s worth keeping in mind that these are your neighbors, your coworkers, and your relatives. They present themselves as good citizens and will be offended at the mere notion that they’re racist — however true it is.

Now they experience cognitive dissonance. Better late than never?


Featured image derived from via Wikimedia Commons

  • Bronxboy47

    conservatives, this is your base talking.

    • kenthefitter

      That’s not going to happen.

  • JustTheFactsMa’am

    What I would love, is for the FBI or someone to find the phone number of some of these jackasses, and let Obama CALL a few of them at home. Would be interesting to hear their “explanations”.

  • Chuck

    That last one says it all. “I agree with ISIS”. Did this buffoon even think about what he was saying much less putting it in writing and hitting “post”? Not just him but people so sick that they think this type of thing is acceptable behind the comfort of their keyboard. Karma’s a funny thing though. These comments weren’t posted semi anonymous like Disqus, these are their FB profiles. Everybody they know will see “Bill commented on…” and see what he wrote. Should make for a serious loss of friends and family. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Teresa Groves

    Here’s how I feel in a nutshell: Republicans suck. ALL of them.

  • Jim Kennedy

    You are seeing Koch-Republicans with their face masks ripped off. THIS is how they REALLY are. Remember that when you go to vote. These people are the reason why we don’t want to see another Koch-GOP candidate in the White House, ever.

  • Ricardo Rebelo

    ISIS is wrong… 40 bucks is way too much… Maybe 10 cents.

    • Catsailor

      You are in good company. Going along with ISIS.

    • 2Smart2bGOP

      Wow - you are a special kind of a**hole, aren’t you?

      • doubt’n T

        It’s all the inbreeding. Boy couldn’t think for himself if they took his foodstamps away.

    • Adam

      and a happy memorial day to you as well i sure hope the CiC is enjoying your little mind and how well it goes with your little everything else

    • Lincoln F. Sternn

      You are honestly part of the problem.

    • TrollBuster

      Troll