If you’ve never heard the “Sarah Palin Battle Hymn” you’re in for a real treat, especially when you consider that this garbage was to be her song as she triumphantly rode into Washington on a bald eagle, ready to take on big government and root out the evil.
Instead, she ended up losing horribly, quitting her governorship mid-term and becoming the laughing-stock of a nation. It makes the stupid song just that much more rewarding.
Here are the full lyrics:
She’s a cold blast from Alaska ingrained with common sense,
She’s not a Harvard lawyer but she knew what the Founders meant.
A cold blast from the north that freezes Congress in their tracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she’s gonna take it back.Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin – she’ll throw ’em all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it’ll be cold as hell.Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door,
She’s stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store.
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff-raff into cracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she’s gonna take it back.Sarah Palin, she won’t listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin – she’ll throw ’em all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it’ll be cold as hell.SPOKEN WORD:
Congress pats themselves from some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they’re blue and old
‘Cuz if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return . . . Sarah knows!OPERA-STYLE:
Saraaaaah’s marching onnnnnnnn onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
CLOSING DEDICATION:
I’d like to dedicate that to the Tea Party and all the patriots.
Enjoy the best laugh you’ll have all day.
Watch these Tea Party idiots sing the “Sarah Palin Battle Hymn”:
Featured image via YouTube screen capture
