Sarah Palin truly is the gift that keeps on giving, she is like a walking self-help seminar. “Well jeeze I feel bad today but at least I am not HER!” Her latest attempt at making sense while speaking to the media does not fail to live up to the standards of comedic excellence she has set for herself, countless times in the past. She excused all the possible bad behavior of every Christian, including her own hypocrite daughter, by saying God will just forgive every bad thing you do.
Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God, is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.
Sarah is saying that God told her Bristol’s unwed pregnancies are fine because he will give her 3rd, 4th, 5th, chances and so on. Its completely fine, don’t you get it? They have a reusable get into heaven free card, because God said so.
She really said this, knowing a camera was recording it, and that it would make it to the internet. I mean what can you really say about this that it doesn’t already say on its own? Republicans love to use God to judge other people non-stop in order to sell books or get on Fox News, but when it comes to themselves they belong to the special forgiveness club. Clearly Bristol Palin is a gold card member of this, and just has to swipe that card every time she forgets to have abstinent sex.
Palin also described how she is not “part of the problem” in the Republican party. She said she is a voice for those who do not have one, and will call people out for “doing something stupid”. Sarah Palin is going to call people out for doing stupid things. She is criticizing other people for being stupid. Lets let that sink in for a bit.
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Somethings just not right about her.
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Does this witch stay drunk all the time, or is she really this stupid?
Stop slut-shaming Bristol.
Why? She’s been doing that with her abstinence only peddling.
And being paid well for it, or was. Sarah can not possibly appreciate how difficult it is to be a single parent since most have to hold down jobs and care for there children not get checks from mommy.
Otto - you would defend Ebola - if it infected President Obama…
wow, she is still talking?
Het Sarah how about Bristol slapping God in the face and saying to him I am going to sleep with who ever I want and have as many babies as I want
But God won’t forgive a gay couple for getting married ONCE!?
So this IS Brisket’s fourth kid. She’s only got ONE mistake left…
The old testament she would have been stoned to death, and I really believe he didn’t marry her because that not his baby!
I said the same thing and it’s probably true
Yup!!!! I know that what it is that family lies so much!
A true Republican. No birth control, no abortion, definitely not gay.
When it’s unmarried teen colored folk cranking out kids the conversation isn’t quite so pleasant, is it?
Of course not as long as they are white they get a series on TV.
Sarah, the word you meant to use was admission, not admittance. You wonder why wonder why people think you are stupid? Using words incorrectly is a sure sign of ignorance.
It is amazing how one’s concept of god can be modified to fit their specific situation. Isn’t that her god the same one that, with a flood, killed (murdered) every single living thing on the face of the earth? The ol’ saying sure applies to her … “The problem with stupid people is that they don’t know their stupid.”
Sad that his woman is still in the news. She cost McCain the White House, she is a political liability but then the GOP has Carson and Trump so maybe she fits rights in. It is almost like she is still defending her stupidity and even the expression on her face knows its stupidity. If she trusts in God and the scriptures she should listen and stop opening her mouth. Sadly even though her daughter is having a second child and is not married, money and the ability to provide for the children is there, unlike so many others.
Xanax + Alcohol + Low IQ = Sarah Palin
Okay so that’s your daughter’s excuse, what’s yours, dear Sarah?