Republicans love their guns. Republican candidates, therefore, have to be seen with guns whether they like them or not. Some of the most idiotic moments of the year came with pictures of those idiots, like Ted Cruz and “machine gun bacon” or Rand Paul shooting the tax code. It’s ridiculous; they’re ridiculous. It’s a good thing someone decided to come along to accurately depict what all those guns are compensating for.
Twitter user Matt Haughey is winning the internet with his brilliant idea.
My new project will be replacing any guns held by GOP candidates with a dildo. I'll do this until the election.
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Looking forward to it! Matt has already tweeted out quite a few for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
Ted Cruz with his Blue Hawaii #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/K0LV1xObdn
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Mike Huckabee with his Leopard Wonder #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/tFcSkfkMf1
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Donald Trump and Black Beast #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/Gy0UexUUT5
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
All eyes are on @BobbyJindal's glorious Pink Double Troublemaker #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/1d7qvT1pje
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Mitch McConnell and his favorite Rosy Red wonder #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/473ZoYnAhq
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
When @marcorubio pulls out Big Blue at a show, everyone notices #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/b3VaMxXeAu
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Keep your damn government hands off my Pink Dragon says @RandPaul #GOPdildo pic.twitter.com/XgxJNBFInm
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 5, 2015
Ok, fine, one last #GOPdildo for today on https://t.co/yj4XmJHoxs pic.twitter.com/kBpX9K2MRu
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 6, 2015
And one for good measure:
Welcome new followers! Over lunch someone sent me a good NRA meeting shot for #GOPdildo https://t.co/yj4XmJHoxs pic.twitter.com/MG5vu4Wzhp
— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) December 7, 2015
Featured image via Twitter
Nice, I like it.
I’m dying this is great.