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LOL: Twitter Discovers Something Hilarious When You Visit TedCruzForAmerica.com

As if the notion of Ted Cruz officially announcing his entry into what is shaping up to be the 2012 GOP race on steroids wasn’t hilarious enough, it seems some folks at Twitter stumbled upon something even funnier.

Apparently unaware that it’s Donald Trump’s week to be running for president of the news cycles–and equally unaware that there’s a better chance of the next Pope coming from Timbuktu than a Ted Cruz presidency–the Teapublican Texas Senator is going to scare all 3-year-olds around the country (and world) this Monday with an official announcement. Blah, blah..who cares.

Twitter is mostly made up of a instagramed pics of butts and poor spelling from angry trolls, but sometimes you stumble upon some real gems. For example, it seems some Twitter users made this massively ironic discovery: visit TedCruzForAmerica.com and it will bring you to the Healthcare landing page.

Via @Inagist.com

That’s right-if any potential tinfoil cap-wearing, ammosexual Ted Cruz supporter attempts to visit that above url in hopes of giving Teaparty Ted some of their trucknutz selling money, they will instead be brought to the nexus of the gov-mint hating universe; that is, the webpage that hosts Obamacare. No worries-it seems irony is covered under Obamacare.

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  • Zoe Kaftan

    His campaign is herp derping awfully hard there.

  • Jim

    How can a foreigner run for President?

    • Thom Lee

      His mother is American. That makes him one even though born in Canada. It’ s just that simple. Let’s hope if he is the candidate. Enough intelligent people will get out and vote against him.

      • Jim

        Oh, so he’s a halfbreed? Do we really want a halfbreed for president? LOL

      • Kevin Murphy

        Does this mean we can have Arnold Schwarzenegger be running as his VP? Lets face it, they are both white, like guns and foreign born. OK, Cruz is 1/2 white but it is good enough in Texas.

        • Thom Lee

          If one of his parents is American. For sure. But we can only handle so much crazy at one time.

    • jim349

      He denounced his Canadian citizenship nearly 10 months ago. He would have done it sooner but he didn’t want to give up his universal health care.

      • wingr47

        Canada cheered that day. “Good riddance” They cry. “Out with the rubbish” say more

      • Thom Lee

        And, even though he shut government down about ACA. He’s signing up now.

  • Adam

    3% of polled republicans are supporting him according to todays news from Reuters

  • charlie

    I hope he runs he will get run over by the intelligent people around America …. Run you dumbass run.

    • wingr47

      Two decades of dumbing down the education system insures few under 30 are intelligent. Pols depend on a stupid people to keep Their gravy jobs.

      • Amanda Mongeni

        *Polls. Also, while you used the correct “their/there/they’re”, you capitalized it unnecessarily, as it is not a proper noun.
        And just for the record, I’m under 30. ;)
        Education =/= intelligence. People in 3rd-world countries with no access to education can still be intelligent, and George Bush still got a college degree.

  • SailorInSD

    Obama was born in the United States. That’s why he is a citizen. Cruz was not.

    • Spades_Neil

      Irrelevant. His mother was a citizen. Legally, Cruz is also a citizen despite being born in Canada.

      No matter how much I wish this weren’t true, this is how the law works. I learned that when I had to argue with Birthers who wouldn’t believe Obama was born anywhere beside Kenya. It’s irrelevant. His mother is also an American citizen.

  • Magnus the Red

    Both of those sites are: (1) hilarious! and (2) telling of how inept Teddy and his minions are. If you are a public figure why?!? would you not have your staff register every domain associated with your name?

  • Helen Damnation

    This couldn’t get any better. I have a feeling this is going to be a fun campaign, especially for comedians.

    • Roxann Keating

      It can get better if Sarah Palin runs against him….we can only hope.

  • Mary

    Ah, the first clown out of the car!

  • Avatar

    Did you know that Obama wa born in Hawaii, right?

    • Spades_Neil

      Yes… I know that Obama was born in Hawaii. Please re-read my comments. I thought I made that clear. I’m using a hypothetical scenario to make a point.

  • wingr47

    Riddle Me this Batman Cruz? How Ya gonna pay govt employees, including congress and the prez salaries with all the IRS employees on the S. Border?

  • Russell King

    Funny that you criticize the spelling on Twitter and then use “bring” when you should use “take.” (end of third paragraph)

    • jrasicmark

      I agree that “take” is the word that is usually used when writing about web pages and links, but is there really an established, accepted, grammatically correct form for this yet? Especially when you consider no one is physically being “taken” or “brought” to any actual location? Maybe there is, but JMHO, it seems a little nit-picky to me, and I’m usually very picky about correct grammar, punctuation and spelling.

  • charlie

    I am not sure what you are spouting about I am way over that age.

  • Louis Brunyansky

    The constitution does not say citizen, it says a natural born citizen. Cruz will probably qualify, but if elected, it will go to the Supreme Court. If nothing else, this should put most of that “Birther” crap behind us and sheriff arpaio, can put his posse do work doing something useful like cleaning up the highways.

    • Spades_Neil

      Louis: Currently, the law considers you a natural born citizen of the United States if your parents were living in the United States as citizens. The question I have for Cruz however is; was his mother living in Canada as a permanent resident at the time? Did Cruz attend Canadian or American schools growing up? Because this might change some things. Otherwise, what qualifies *not* being an American-born citizen anymore?

  • joetheinformed2

    That is so awesome.

  • AntieQ

    I wonder why the guy who is so against immigration doesn’t use his real name? And if immigration is so bad, when will he have his father deported?

  • Thom Lee

    Just today read again that at heart by birth ( his dad) that President Obama is a Muslim and at the very least, a sympathizer.

    • Spades_Neil

      Thom Lee: … Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the heck are you on about? Please rephrase your comment in a manner which is understandable in English grammar. Not a word of your yabbering made any coherent sense.

  • Thom Lee

    That was funny. Taking you to ACA site.