Chris Christie Suggests Students Sell Themselves To Investors To Pay For College

Increasingly, American students find themselves caught between the pinch of guaranteed debt from college without the guarantee of a job to pay that debt off, and there’s no way out.

Enter New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who, while speaking about student debt, school choice, and teacher accountability at Iowa State University on Thursday, suggested that debt-free college was not an answer — but debt-bondage was.

The Student Loan Bubble

The student loan bubble is the financial monster lurking under the bed. As of 2014, the debt total was greater than $1.2 trillion, and over 7 million people with student loans had defaulted.

While it doesn’t pose the same threats that the real estate bubble posed, it’s effects are just as damaging to the economy:

But, despite it’s search-engine popularity and the associated journalistic sensationalism, it’s not at all evident that we are witnessing the development of another speculative bubble. In fact, once you break down the facts, it turns out that the parallels are relatively few. That said, however, student debt loads are a problem, and a serious one. Not only do they create a significant drag on short-term economic activity, but they will stunt our long-term growth as well. And the situation is deteriorating. The disease is real, it’s just more subtle and insidious than a financial market boom and bust.

It’s unsustainable. And everyone except the most envious crab-bucket Republican understands that.

Chris Christie’s Bootstraps

After delivering an inspirational account of bootstraps, Christie told those listening to his speech in Ames, Iowa, on Thursday that debt-free college wasn’t a solution to the rising debt.

According to Christie, people who receive a degree that will improve their social standings shouldn’t earn it for free. He did, however, admit that students needed some sort of help, and held up Iowa Governor Terry Branstad’s Student Debt Reduction Organization tax credits as a potential model.

Now, whether Branstad’s program even works is a question that doesn’t have a clear answer; according to a new paper from the National Bureau of Economic Research, they didn’t boost college attendance in eligible households, likely because they’re not as accessible as grants.

However, it was his other suggestion that raised eyebrows:

Christie also mentioned income share agreements, which allow students to essentially issue stock in themselves. It allows people to invest in college students, or to “own human capital contracts,” which means that an investor could pay a portion of the student’s tuition to attend college in exchange for that student giving the investor a certain percentage of their income for so many years.

Christie is legitimately suggesting that students sell themselves to investors to cut their debt. If you can’t find any investors — I don’t know any huge investors, do you? — they presumably suffer under huge debt.

And while Republicans and big business can pretty it up with “human capital contracts,” history calls it something else: indentured servitude.


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  • Inspiridos

    okay, Christie doesn’t seem to understand that unsubsidized private loans are already nearly exactly that; except his version is even worse … it isn’t exactly a loan that has a potentially foreseeable end … it is a person obligating themselves until their death a stipend for any right to possess knowledge … a kind of indentured slavery … as no doubt “investors” would only make out loans to the kind of knowledge and skill set they want you to possess (you become their surrogate of knowledge; your brain becomes their computer, your skill set designed to meet their ends and not your own). You see this is what sycophants like Christie don’t get … knowledge and skill should not be owned or controlled by anyone except the individual that seeks these. Knowledge should be free … and we as people should be directing the destiny of the market … not the market determining our destiny. People like Christie elevate the “holy” “market” above any individual and humanity as a whole. The Market is more than a person to these imbeciles; it is a God to be obeyed. We as a humanity cannot afford for this inanity to persist; as it is, our government does not represent the people … it represents the artificial institutions that are not anything at all like a human being on so many different levels. Organization does not equal organism. Analogies do not equal anything more than an Analogy … an institution could as easily be compared to a machine as to a human and it is an act of insanity to give rights to institutions as though they should share these the same as humanity; because they can’t be the same; Institutions will always be more powerful than individual human being and by design inclined to corrupt and take over other institutions; institutions are power structures (the evidence is what is clearly going on now in our country)… by allowing institutions (and it doesn’t matter what the institution is btw … it could be religion, it could be government, it could be military, it could be unions or as it is mostly applied to corporations each solitary human being is diminished into a commodity … which is precisely what Christi is suggesting … that we all be slaves to the institutions and instead of the institutions serving us … us serving the institutions. The GOP has turned into a fascist oligarchy promoting slave marketing proxi corporation for the oligarchs both here and abroad.

    • Brian

      I guess that is his point, If you need money why not just entertain the thought of owing a millionaire your time, money, and future. Because capitalism shouldn’t just be about money it should be about the rich owning people again. crushing any future a college student might have due to massive debt, and uncertainty . His ideas are insane, and completely inline with other degenerate low life so called conservative ideas.

      • Neller6557

        I’m sure the corporation would write a huge tax credit for themselves in this regard .. Of course they won’t pass it on to the student .

  • Lee Donovan

    A day at the student investor’s office, as the student pole dances in the employee lounge: “I’m only doing
    this to get through college.”

  • Jerry Ward

    SELL THEMSELVES JUST like you repukelicans have sold out your party to the far right? Well how well has that worked out for you?

  • Robert Atallo

    Anybody care to speculate on how many “investors” would buy stock in black kids? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

    • Neller6557

      I’m sure the corporations would write themselves a huge tax credit for this. I am also sure they will not pass that credit onto the students .

  • Neller6557

    And what happens if the student doesn’t fulfill their obligation to the corporate overlord? Perhaps life wants to take them in another direction.. Do they have to buy out their share of themselves from the corporation because the corporations essentially owns a share of that student if they indenture or allow investment in themselves.? Does the student get fined or jailed for contract fraud or violation on that line? Could they be sued?? I’m sure all of this would apply to Christies plans. It might be something on the lines of enlisting in the army for college funds. If you don’t show up for work there I’m sure we know the results. What if they are disabled or die before the obligation is fulfilled ? Do the parents have to pay the debt for them? What if the corporation folds before the indenture is fulfilled.. I bet the students debts will be one of the few debts not erased by corporate bankruptcy either. Or will they guarantee them a job? They would write the law so that would be a collection that should be made In full.. What if the corporation is engaging in unethical behavior?? Is the indentured employee obliged to engage or be fired and fined the remainder of their debt or end up being arrested for colluding with corporate master?? They would be placed in very sketchy predicaments and also be thoroughly abused by the corporations I’m sure with this indenture.

    Christie would use the ferguson, Missouri model of municipal enrichment by forcing debt on these students and forcing them to work for them and assess continual fines whether they pay their debt or not.. We are working toward slavery in this country. We are through prison industries showing that corporations profit hugely from these sort of deals . Eldercare is another industry rife with abuse of humanity and filled with hidden debts and indentures for those in need of care and their closest loved ones.

    As long as these methods of enrichment continue to proliferate they will be no reason for corporations to desist from these horrible practices . This is human trafficking and this country is probably the most organzed human trafficking center of the world.. My hope is that Christie will eventually find himself in the gulag systems he supports ..

    • Don Nasca

      You sure hit the nail on the head with elder care. We all don’t want to look at reality. We stay in our fantasy of eternal life when the fact is that nearly every single one of us who doesn’t die young will die in some form of nursing home. If you don’t have millions to buy into the safe places, you are going to be kept in a near coma, riddled with bed sores, undernourished, given medications you don’t need and not given those you really do need because the doctor has 500 cases and has no idea what your name is, yet alone your medical condition.

      I would much rather die from injection while I still can think for myself than have these blood suckers to keep me on minimal life support until they take every penny I earned in my life time. I watched my mother die this way and it was beyond words. The system is so dysfunctional that you can’t blame anyone directly.

      • Neller6557

        The abuse of the elderly and indigent in this country at the hands of profiteers is immortal and reprehensible .. But these types of poorly managed organizations are spreading in this country into other areas where people are the main commodity .. Prisons, healthcare, schools and eldercare are all starting to follow similar business ideals and are succumbing to the lowest common denominator of profit first and people second.. Christie is a prime offender here and generally supports these kinds of profit first initiatives over people’s rights and needs. His tuition plan is surely frought with financial peril for anyone that would enter into servitude with a corporation..

  • Neller6557

    And how do corporations know they will even want to hire that student after they complete college ? How do they know that student will be qualified enough in the future? That’s also a clear flaw in Christies plan that would never be implemented for so many other reasons that I don’t have time or space to list . Christie is clearly an idiot..

    • Daniel Tabor

      You missed the point. It’s not that that corporation is guaranteeing they’ll hire those students. The article said: “…an investor could pay a portion of the student’s tuition to attend college in exchange for that student giving the investor a certain percentage of their income for so many years.”

      For, oh, 50% of your tuition, you’ll owe 25% of your earnings for maybe 20 years. No matter who you end up working for. Think of it more like a student loan from Walmart or Nestle, or Donald Trump, instead of a bank.

      • Neller6557

        What could go wrong here? I’m sure none of it is for students or educations benefit in any regard .. Let’s face it ..none of these GOP deals have the purpose of uplifting the middle class .. That’s a point that is never missed when it comes to corporate and neocon schemes .. I think the costs of college should become more affordable by abolishing the unnecessary levels of administrative beaurocracy that is infecting education across the country. A healthy boost of government funds would also be a benefit that our taxes can pay for and help us all simultaneously. Christies plan would I’m sure just add another layer to that beaurocracy.. As well as another layer of increased costs to everyone else. The only end product will be increased corporate profit and new collections agencies being created.. But, hey, if you can’t find a job from your college education you can always work for a collections agency collecting debts from overburdened and poverty stricken collegiates.

      • Neller6557

        The percentage aspect of this deal in essence is troubling as it would set an arbitrary amount for a students education costs. 25% could amount to much more if the student gets a high paying job.. I guess on the upside (or is this an upside) the student with a low paying job might pay less but I believe a deal like this is still frought with all sorts of caveats ..

  • Dr.Blackjack221

    I can see that going very wrong very fast.

  • jim6661

    This idea is almost a good one but needs some tweaking. Why not have employers pay for all college in exchange for the student working for them until the debt is paid? X amount of the person’s pay goes toward reimbursement of the college outlay. This way, the student gets free college and a guaranteed job after college. The employer gets a well educated employee for many years or even life. Total win/win situation.

    • Don Nasca

      Sure. I see how they treat all the foreign workers they bring in H1-B Visas. You get paid a low wage. You get to work 12 hours a day and weekends whenever needed. Your family comes second to the company under all circumstances. I have seen people be told they can’t go to the hospital to be with their parent who had a sudden heart attack and needed immediate surgery. There is absolutely no way any form of indentured slavery works for the slave. We need a nation of empowered individuals who have negotiating power and a collective voice to demand fair treatment, not some legal contract selling our souls for a chance to have a simple paycheck. God help us from people who think these ideas have any merit whatsoever.

      • jim6661

        Another union shrill. I should have known it. This is a deal where everybody can win. I know you’d prefer the employees run the companies they didn’t start or have any investment in but thats too bad. As for work, you should work whenever your company needs you. Yes, work comes first and your family and friends do come in second. Thats how companies and nations are built, through sacrifice.

        • Neller6557

          Why don’t you move to a country that allows slavery as that’s where you belong and not in a supposed free country.. You would quite well as an overseer..

          • jim6661

            Neller6557: I see you have been assigned to to silence any criticism of your beloved unions. In your younger days I suppose you would beat up anyone crossing a picket line?
            Nasca: I don’t remember asking for your response at all. I’ll put my ethics against your any day of the week. I doubt very much you were ever a business owner; just a whining wannabe. If you had been properly raised, you would know work comes first. I was at work the day my mother died. I knew that is where she would want me to be.

          • Neller6557

            What a bunch of horseshit.

          • Neller6557

            as well what makes you think that one has to ask you before they comment. Are you board director here?

          • jim6661

            No, I’m not. Shrill away!

        • Don Nasca

          LOL. Another name calling anon troll, I should have known it too. I never worked for a union son. I have worked for 40 years for this country and I have started and built companies for myself and for others. There are things called ethics and simple human respect that are evaporating thanks to people who think like you. Individuals are completely powerless against faceless giants who see workers as tools and nothing more. I see myself as more than a tool to be used. If you want to be a tool and a slave with no voice or power, go for it.

          Also, my family always came before my work, but that is because I have a great loving family and that is not something I negotiate away so I can be a slave for a master who cares nothing about my health and welfare. Good luck 6661 I end any further response to anon trolls.

  • Peggy Tegeler

    Chris Christie is why late term abortions should be legal. There is still time Chris to get your self aborted. Please hurry for the sake of America

    • Neller6557

      I like to imagine Christie in a orange jumpsuit looking like pumpkin ..

  • ziggypop

    Well come now…christy prostitutes himself out for power, so he would think nothing of telling others to do it as well.

  • lisa

    If this asinine idea gains traction, it’s another step backwards to feudalism….

  • amersham46

    German universities are tuition free ,,, including international students

  • Larua

    go screw yourself cristie. is this what you would have your own children do?

    do you advocate we put our children in the military to pay for college, and risk their lives for a gd paycheck. and is that what you would do with your own children you big fat hypocrite.

  • dennishartnettsf

    This went RIGHT over my head - and maybe that’s a good thing…….

  • Tommy Mullen

    What is wrong with him?

  • Don Nasca

    Inspiridos. You need to write for a living. “The GOP has turned into a fascist oligarchy promoting slave marketing proxi corporation for the oligarchs both here and abroad.” Sums things up quite nicely!

  • Don Nasca

    Why doesn’t he just come out with the real plan. Enslave the bottom 99% to wage, debt, and tax slavery with no hope of escape. Surrounded by a military SS Police force with full power to kick your door in and make you disappear if you dare make a comment against their insanity.

    Does anyone for one second believe this man and most of the conservatives and their talk show maniacs would not absolutely love to be the heads of the new world concentration camps where our children’s lives are signed away for any purpose they chose in return for access to education which is completely written by them to maximize their return on human capital. God if you are out there, it is time to come home and clean up the right-wing virus that is taking the minds of so many otherwise good people.

  • KrisKrispy

    Christie is on the fast track to nowhere.

  • Neller6557

    He is like a Capo of an organized crime family which is the New Jersey legislature.. One day hopefully they will find a way to use RICO against him .. One can hope. Maybe he can share a cell with rob blagoiavich.

  • dadzilla

    Jawdropping is the only way to describe my reaction… You can already see one example to the model of which he speaks, in Japan in the form of the Geisha girl. That we can continue to see feudalism or even worse suggested from so many conservatives is truly disturbing.

  • kimbanyc

    WHAT AN EFFFFFFING IDIOT

  • jonquilofmars

    In other words: become an indentured servant. It’s not the 18th century anymore.

    • E.A. Blair

      Right. If you’re a republican, it’s the 13th century and the 99% are serfs.

  • CognizantImpiety

    Indentured servitude; yeah, that’s the ticket. Christie needs to take his fat mouth back to NJ.

    Go Bernie go!

  • nascausa

    The slave masters are getting more and more powerful. They control politics, the military, police, mass media, education, the food supply. Soon, these people will propose we all work for bread and water. Insanity.

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