The Bible: Louisiana’s Bestest Way To Teach Kids The Science N’ Stuff

It isn’t clear if God decided when he created the world 6,000 years ago that America would be a laughing-stock when it comes to educating our kids about science or if it’s a cruel joke He came up with recently. Either way, Louisiana has fallen for it; hook, line, and sinker.

An investigative article done by Zach Kopplin of Slate.com has revealed that Louisiana teachers are using the bible in public classrooms to teach kids creationism as science.

Kopplin uncovered a mountain of emails from teachers to administrators discussing how the bible should be used in classrooms, as well as some compelling curriculum showing creationism as an equal theory to evolution.

One email, from science teacher Shawna Creamer to the principal of Airline High School, says:

We will read in Genesis and them [sic] some supplemental material debunking various aspects of evolution from which the students will present.

A PowerPoint presentation uncovered says that evolution is just an unproven theory, adding that while creationism is also a theory, “basis for creationism is founded in Genesis of the Bible,” and “Creationism relies on the claim that there is a ‘purpose’ to all creation known only to the creator.”

A controversial column in the Shreveport Times, penned by fifth-grade teacher Charlotte Hinson, stated that “My job is to present both [evolution and creationism], because God made science.”

In his article, Kopplin notes:

Hinson said that despite a letter from the American Civil Liberties Union warning against teaching creationism, she had the support of local lawyers, her principal, and the school board. The principal and school board “reminded me I did nothing wrong,” she wrote. “Times are getting harder and harder…….I feel the end is near. Be blessed!!!”

The inmates are definitely teaching class from the asylum in Louisiana.

Teaching creationism isn’t just a fluke in Louisiana, it’s the law. Despite Supreme Court rulings that teaching creationism is unconstitutional, Louisiana lawmakers have made it “legal” in their state. What does Governor Bobby Jindal have to say about generations of solid science being sidelined in favor mystical stories from a magical book? Kopplin wites:

Gov. Bobby Jindal, who signed the Science Education Act, said it was for creationism. “What are we scared of?” Jindal asked. State Sen. Ben Nevers said he sponsored it in the Senate because “creationism should be discussed when dealing with Darwin’s theory.” In April state Rep. Frank Hoffmann, a state House sponsor, confirmed the law was for creationism. The Ouachita Citizen reported that Hoffmann told it that Louisiana science curriculum policy “recommended a scientific discussion in the classroom of scientific theories including creationism and evolution.”

Leave it to Republicans to take something that should be reserved for Sunday School and turning it into what they call “science.”

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  • Scott Davenport

    A polite request, does anyone have an article or video of a science teacher doing the right thing in Louisana (and by right thing I mean teaching the why’s on why evolution is science and creationism is not).

  • danielistical

    ““the
    child’s mother urged him to ask Perry about evolution. “I hear your mom
    was asking about evolution and, you know, it’s a theory that’s out there,”
    Perry told the boy. “It’s got some gaps in it, but in Texas we teach both
    creationism and evolution in our public schools, because I figure you’re smart
    enough to figure out which one is right.” If Perry is correct about Texas
    schools teaching creationism and evolution side-by-side, however, the public
    schools in his states would be violating federal law.

    The Supreme Court in 1987 ruled in Edwards v. Aguillard that teaching
    creationism in public schools violates the Constitution’s Establishment Clause
    and by ” “moving public school funds over to religious schools. Teach the
    children how the loch ness monster was saved by Noah’s Ark and Earth was made
    in 7 days (including rest). Our students will be laughed at throughout the
    world. Just look at the lack of empathy, compassion for children, disabled, and
    for those without insurance. Too bad we can’t legislate morality.” At a time
    when American students’ science and math tests scores rank near the bottom of
    industrialized countries, the last thing we need is another roadblock to
    preparing our children for success.

    reason why conditioning minor children into
    and superstitious/religious belief should be a felony. It is child abuse and
    destroys ability to think critically for life.

  • David Bailey

    Good for Louisiana! It’s improving the odds that kids raised here in Connecticut will have a better chance at getting into college AND obtaining gainful employment . . . Louisiana is removing its kids from serious consideration, both academically and professionally, and that helps Connecticut, as well as everywhere else.

  • Theoldlady

    The bible is full of science just check it out sometime. Science and the bible can go hand in hand if you understand it correctly. And teaches against the ‘theory of evolution’.

    • Scott Davenport

      As a fellow Christian, I disagree with your understanding of the bible and find the arrogance and pride in “if you understand correctly” to be insulting to the majority of Christians. Many Christians, including the pope, have no problems with the theory of evolution and find no evidence that the bible is meant to teach science. The bible has been given to us for the betterment of out souls and is meant to be read with discernment.

      • Theoldlady

        It is apparent you need to read the bible again for it is obvious you have no understanding of the bible. There are also videos on youtube about scriptures in the bible that prove science.

        • Scott Davenport

          The only thing apparent is that you belong to a Christian church that are pushing many people away from Christ with their “believe it our way or your not Christian” attitude. I suggest not using youtube to get your information about the bible or science. All you get is a head full of bullshit.

          • Theoldlady

            Sorry buddy, you are wrong again. I do not belong to any church at all. But I do teach bible studies on the internet. I was simply telling you where you could get some info about science in the bible with scriptures to back it up where to find them. Science and the bible go hand in hand.And while you are at it, read it where it says ‘seed after seed’ and ‘kind after kind’ That my friend is science. Read it again.

          • Scott Davenport

            My apologies for my assumption on you belonging to the church. I will let you continue in your belief that the bible is for teaching science as it is obvious you have no wish to be open minded. Just push your foolish religious views on others and insult those who disagree with you.

          • Theoldlady

            I do not say the bible is the only way to teach science. What I say is there is a lot of science in the bible. Evolution cannot be true for even the great scientist say they have a problem with ‘seed after seed’ and ‘kind after kind’. The book of Genesis tells about the seed after seed and kind after kind. 1 Corinthians chapter 15 starting with verse 35 explains the seed after seed and kind after kind. A very good lesson to use when trying to teach science. No evolution. Science is good but not for trying to teach evolution. You are the one trying to insult me. That did not work. I stopped attending church many, many years ago when I realized the preachers simply did not teach the bible correctly especially when they were claiming this earth and all in it only happened 6,000 years ago and that all humans came from Adam and Eve when the bible says differently.And the great flood was world wide when the bible teaches that it wasn’t world wide. So you see, I am not one of those religious nuts. I use many teaching tools when I teach the bible lessons. The Strong’s Exhaustive Concordance of the Bible is one of those tools I use. And remember I did not say the bible was the only way to teach science, but there is a lot of science in the bible. But I do not believe the bible should be taught in school but neither should evolution.