WATCH: Jon Stewart Compares Fox News To An 18-Year-Old- ‘You Spend 24 Hours A Day Jerking Yourself Off’ (VIDEO)


Following up on last week’s discussion on Fox News’ take on the-post Ferguson case, Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocks the network for still demanding appreciation for getting their stories right, telling the truth, and receiving high ratings.

Stewart starts by replaying a clip from Fox News host Megyn Kelly whining that, neither she nor the rest of the network’s staff would be called “heroes” for defending Officer Darren Wilson’s actions in the shooting of Michael Brown. Stewart says sarcastically:

They got it right 3 times in 10 years — those are solar eclipse numbers, people! Which is why I think it’s recommended you only watch Fox through a tiny pinhole poked in a piece of cardboard. You can’t look directly at Fox — it would indelibly burn your soul.

Stewart also points out that Fox News is “nothing but a rush to judgment in every situation,” after Kelly complained about being under appreciated by other media networks and then said that “they don’t care about them.”

After hearing their complaints, Stewart thought it was only appropriate to present the needy network with a whale-shaped cake to honor their so-called “accomplishments.”

“You know why? We think you’re a whale of a network,” Stewart says. “In that we’ve been chasing you our whole lives and just can’t kill you.”

Watch the hilarious clip with special guest, Star Wars creator George Lucas, below:

H/T: Rawstory Featured Image: video screenshot

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  • Joe Langella says:

    joe langella • 5 minutes ago
    The funniest thing about this article is you don`t even realize in your pursuit to demonize fox you actually help them with your ridiculous
    propaganda because only the very low educated would consider getting their news from comedians which seems to be the favorite place this site gets it`s news from.
    You keep on pushing the fact that fox lies without ever proving it and the fact that fox has been voted the most trusted news network just makes this site exposed for what is really is and that is a comedy network for the ill informed. see more 0

    • Johnny 5 says:

      Are you familiar with the concept of projection, because you’ve got it down pat.

      • Joe Langella says:

        No not really?
        Do you think you could enlighten me with your brilliance of using condescending comments to project pseudo intellectualism?

      • Joe Langella says:

        Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.

        According to some research, the projection of one’s negative qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.
        So let`s test your theory does this site get it`s quote from comedy central? YES OR NO
        Does this site demonize fox news YES OR NO
        does this site pander to the low information voter YES OR NO

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