Ghost In Eastern Europe: It’s All Obama’s Fault (VIDEO)

A viral video of a ghost captured in the forest of Eastern Europe became the subject of my Uncle Rudy’s Conservarant ™ this evening, making today the 1863rd consecutive day Uncle Rudy was able to pin something ridiculous on President Obama.

The video below shows 6 seconds of footage achieved through time lapse photography that may just send chills down your spine. Personally I choose to remain skeptical, as intelligent liberals typically do, until I can see greater proof than a single video, but conservatives, who will buy anything as long as they can blame it on Obama, are convinced it’s authentic.

Uncle Rudy, the only living descendant from my family directly linked to our one ancestor who fought for the South, had this to say on the subject:

Well…Yeah. Course it’s true. First we have illegals and ebolas and snipers on the White House and now this. Its almost as if Nobama wants Americans to be afraid to exercise their God given right to take a walk in the woods in Europea(sic).

My Father and his father’s father were all raised White Mango Saxaphone Prosticants(sic) and we know when we’re being lied to, and this is clearly a lie. Oblamer wants the people to not see the ghost because the ghost is really a half black Kenyan commie. If we can’t see the ghost then Thomas Jefferson was right all along.

What’s more is this. Benghazi wasn’t about no ghost, neither was the IRS, and wasn’t it a ghost Obeyma was salutin’ with that dog in his hands? He makes me sick. He wears them black suits like a white man even though I’m not a racist, so when will he admit that he wants all the Eastern Europa(sic) illegals to get free Obamacare and iPhones for their family back in Mexico?

We gotta shut down the borders before Obummer starts lettin’ ghosts from ebola infect all the white people with in vitro viruses and ships em’ off to them Nazi FEMA trailer parks. If we don’t impeach him soon we’ll all be fightin’ for Saddam Hussein.

Uncle Rudy makes a compelling argument, though as usual I can’t really tell if he’s for or against anything besides the President. Clearly against. As for the ghost, hopefully scientists will be able to have a better look at the video to determine if it’s real or not.

Conservatives are patiently watching Fox News to see if Meghan Kelly will have a wardrobe malfunction while reporting on the story, which to them is clearly true because it’s on the internet, and because…Jesus.

Have a look at the video for yourself and come to your own conclusions.

View The Original Video by Tony Christie HERE. Thanks, Tony, absolutely brilliant!

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  • Sam

    You dumb fucking liberal sheep. Your arguments have the same fallacies as the ones you claim the conservative’s have. “They’ll believe it because it’s on the internet and cause Jesus” right? People need to forget about the parties and focus on the issues. Obama’s presidency is a crime. He spies on us, he lies to us, and he steals from us. But, you know, one time someone got shot so guns are bad and Obama doesn’t like guns so he’s perfect, right? Who cares that he was born in Kenya, or that he’s made us more broke than ever, or that if he can’t do enough to control us, he’ll just sign an executive order so that he can. As long as the people who sit on their asses in the ghetto all day still get their Ramen and their free medicine while the hardworkers pay for it all.

    • Charles Topher

      Hi Bill. Can I call you Bill? First off I find your need to use vulgar language fitting for the idiocy you’ve spewed. I hope you don’t mind if I tear you apart piece by piece on just why you need to have your head professionally examined. I think you might find it’s filled with mostly cheese and possibly a nice broth of some sort.

      People need to forget about the parties and focus on the issues, as long as the issues they focus on are the ones people like you who claim they aren’t conservatives take from memes on Barack Obama’s Dead Fly.

      Obama’s Presidency is the opposite of a crime, Billy. The man has faced more obstruction than any president in history, and still he manages to get things done. He spies on us because the program started by Bush and approved by Federal judges helps keep Americans safe from terrorism. The information the NSA collects pales in comparison to what Google, Yahoo and Facebook collect. He lies to you if you believe what you hear on Fox News. They tend to take things like the first 12 hours of conjecture on Benghazi and turn it into years worth of lies, when the President clearly stated it was an act of terror the very next day. And no, there was no stand down order. I’d love to know exactly what it is he stole from you. The last President took 2 trillion dollars and slid it to his friends in the name of the war on terror, but here you are complaining, most likely about welfare, which has remained virtually unchanged since Clinton.

      30,000 people (or so) get shot every year, Will. President Obama is a center right Democrat who supports the second amendment, and with the exception of the gun safety bill he supported along with 91% of Americans, he’s made no move to take away anyone’s guns.

      Hawaii isn’t in Kenya. With a single line you’ve proven that you’re not even close to being able to be taken seriously.

      The stock market, while in a right wing ebola induced slump, is at its highest ever. Corporate profits are at an all time high, unemployment is back where it was before Bush tanked the economy and consumer confidence hasn’t been as good as it is now in over a decade.

      Executive orders carry the full weight of the law if you work for an agency that falls under the umbrella of the executive branch of government. If you don’t they don’t apply to you. They hide information like that in books and on the google.

      Ruby red backwoods hicks make up the bulk of welfare and food stamp recipients, and red states take far more than they contribute to the Federal government. The poorest, dumbest, fattest most ignorant states consistently vote for the personal whores the Koch Brothers put up for election.

      While we’re on the subject of public assistance, it costs the average taxpayer $36 a year to help feed the hungry and clothe and house the poor. It costs in the area of $3000 a year each in corporate welfare, subsidies and tax breaks.

      Someone has their priorities mixed up, and judging by the level of idiot you obviously are I’d seriously doubt you’re able to earn enough to pay a single dollar in taxes anyway.

      So, Bill, sit back and enjoy your free ride and prepare yourself for a couple of decades of Democrats in the White House. Republicants may have gerrymandered their way into some sure thing election victories, but it won’t matter. People like Obama will be pissing you off because Fox News tells you so for a long long time to come.

      This is where you chime in and tell me you’re an Independent with awesome secret sources for information that doesn’t watch Fox News.

      Do yourself a favor and go play in your own league. There’s a political T-Ball field over at Impeach Obama.

      • Juanita Meeks

        I’m with you Charles 100%!

      • Chuck

        Wow. Well said. This needs to be said more often than it is. I get so pissed when people blame the president for stupid things. He’s done a great job. I’ll vote for him a third time!

    • Danielistical

      The current GOP THIS is based on a pyramid of fallacies: trickle down economics, social Darwinism, everyone who isn’t a millionaire is stupid/lazy, black people on welfare cause the national debt, war is good-social services are bad, tax cuts for the wealthy and job cuts for the middle class make t“he economy grow, pollution equals progress. Can a political party be more out of touch?”
      The GOP spends more time trying to attack the executive branch than fixing the economy and creating jobs WE MUST CONTINUE TO VOTE THEM OUT LOCALLY AND FEDERALLY INCLUDING JUDGES IN 2014 AND 2016. WE MUST VOTE IN PEOPLE THAT WILL CREATE JOBS AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE..if your county dog catcher is a republican VOTE THEM OUT
      “Republican¬s before the election: “We will have a laser focus on the economy.”
      Republican¬s after the election: “We will have a laser focus on abortion, immigrants¬, sharia law, planned parenthood - that will get overturned in the courts”
      Republican¬s before next election: “We will have a laser focus on the economy…¬”

  • Mike Duehring

    I don’t know where to start with you, Chucky (I can call you Chucky, right?). Just about everything you said in your arrogant diatribe is exactly the crap that Sam was talking about. The man has faced more obstruction than any president in history? Could that be because his agendas are the most obnoxious and polarizing? He only manages to get things done when he implements Executive Order, which is hardly anything to brag about. So what, exactly, is “the opposite of a crime”? You introduced your garbage as if you were about to bring a bunch of facts to the table - which you didn’t. You ask what lies he had told? How about the one regarding “keeping your doctor”? And you say he called the Benghazi attack anything other than “terrorism” for just 12 hours? Wrong again, Chucky - try 9 days. CBS lied for him during the presidential debates saying that it was 12 hours later in the Rose Garden, which anyone can go back and see was wrong. Jay Carney even admitted that Sept 19th was the first time the the administration had referred to it as a “terrorist act”. You are so obsessed with the belief that conservatives are the sheep of Fox News, yet you have nothing to back this with. And, at the same time, you use the “12 hours later” idea as fact, when even CBS (the ones you got that from) retracted it. I’m seriously not even trying to persuade you - you are a lost cause. I’m just enjoying blowing your weak arguments out of the water and showing others what an idiot you are.
    Okay, where were we? Oh yeah, “He spies on us because the program started by Bush and approved by Federal judges helps keep Americans safe from terrorism.” Yeah! So perpetuating it is okay as long as you can Blame Bush! So where’s this “change”? Not here!
    How about, “The information the NSA collects pales in comparison to what Google, Yahoo and Facebook collect.”? Wow! What a paradox! Seeing as how the data from those 3 companies is included in what the NSA has been collecting, I just don’t see how your statement is possible! Can one really eat their self, and then have more? (Answer: No).
    Okay, now we’re on to, “Ruby red backwoods hicks make up the bulk of welfare and food stamp recipients, and red states take far more than they contribute to the Federal government.” Wrong yet AGAIN, asshole! May I call you asshole at this point? Unless, of course, you are calling blacks “ruby red, backwoods hicks”. Here’s an easy chart for you to look at: http://www.statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
    I’m going to leave it there, because - while you have all of this free time to write a bunch of false statements backed up with bullshit - some of us have to work in the morning. I just hate that one kid might read what you wrote and think that even one bit of it might be true, since you seem so sure of yourself. But that’s one thing about you stupid libs: you lie so often that you start to believe it yourselves, and can no longer differentiate between fact and fiction. It’s enough to make one’s brains turn to… What was it? Cheese?… with a nice broth? We’ve all seen silence of the lambs, so rewriting Hannibal Lecter’s “liver” speech isn’t very impressive at all. But keep on trying, douchebag - some kid somewhere thinks you’re awesome!

    • Charles Topher

      I’m willing to bet your favorite argument is that liberals always turn to name calling.

      I do love it so when someone as ‘informed’ as you comes by and accuses me of not using facts. It gives me an opportunity to point out that you don’t understand the words you use sometimes.

      Obstructionism:

      http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/17449-why-we-have-a-do-nothing-congress

      Note the part about the meeting at the Caucus Room, where the who’s who of the Rebublican Party vowed to stop Obama in his tracks no matter how much it hurt an already struggling America…Because they’re such patriots…

      http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/sessions-stimulus-and-the-taliban/

      “It’s not every day you see a public official say his party has picked up a pointer or two from the Taliban.

      But that’s what happened Wednesday, when Representative Pete Sessions of Texas talked about what he also called Republicans’ “positive, loyal opposition” to the stimulus package.

      “Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban,” Mr. Sessions said in an interview with Hotline, part of NationalJournal.com. “And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person’s entire processes.'”

      Keeping your Doctor:

      If you lost your Doctor call your Insurance Company. The plans that were cancelled didn’t fit the criteria of the Health Care Law, and rather than simply upgrading them with an increase in cost, Insurance companies came up with the clever plan of cancelling them instead and offering new ones, making the President look like he was lying…It’s a shame they didn’t see it coming, and it’s a shame that Industry sees people as ATM machines instead of human beings.

      BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!

      http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/09/12/remarks-president-deaths-us-embassy-staff-libya

      Stop being silly. Count the number of times he said “attack”, then the number of times he said “protest” or “video”. A whole bunch to…ummm….none. Twisting the facts and differentiating between ‘acts of terror’ and ‘terrorist attack’ is idiotic.

      The NSA:

      Nobody likes the idea that we’re being spied on. According to members of both parties, it saves lives. Why would they collect data from google and the people who use it? Maybe they like to cross reference, I don’t know. The NSA tends to be secretive. The point was the program was supported by the previous administration, no outrage. Obama continues it, outrage. Hypocrisy at all costs.

      Welfare:

      Your chart is incomplete and generalized. I don’t know that I’d trust something that was supposedly updated 2 months ago that calls welfare “AFDC”, when it was changed to “TANF”…In the 1990’s…

      First it lists SNAP and TANF separately, then reverts to just ‘welfare’ when it goes into demographics…

      Here’s the thing. There’s these websites from the actual people who administer these programs that will tell you the actual statistics…Those numbers about how much per hour in each state are taken directly from a BS biased CATO institute ‘research’ piece that included things like 4 trips to the food bank per week and the Catholic Church charities paying your electric bill 4 times a year. In short that site has no basis in reality. Actual SNAP numbers can be found here, along with a little bit of simple truth about feeding hungry people.

      http://www.snaptohealth.org/snap/snap-frequently-asked-questions/

      The rest of your post:

      Is exactly what one would expect. Get your facts straight and come back for a visit. Try not to have another little hissy fit if I don’t respond right away. You’re about 571,845 on the list of things I care about.

  • Mike Duehring

    Oh, couldn’t handle getting put in your place, eh Chucky? Typical liberal moderated website deleted my post. Thank God you’re going down this November. You guys are so full of shit!

    • Hunter Dickinson

      We don’t like bloviating conservacunts stinking up our site anymore than the republicans do Mike but as you can see, I did approve your brain shart now didn’t I?

  • Mike Duehring

    Oh, and there it is! Back to “awaiting moderation”! Thought for sure it was deleted along with Lois Lerner’s emails.