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      State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
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      Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
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    • Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
      Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
    • Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
      Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
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    • This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
      This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
    • Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
      Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
  • Human Interest
    • Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
      Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
    • Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
      Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
    • Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
      Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
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    • If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
      If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
    • Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
      Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
    • I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
      I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
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    • BREAKING: Pittsburgh Police Preparing For ‘Riots’ When Trump Fires Mueller
      BREAKING: Pittsburgh Police Preparing For ‘Riots’ When Trump Fires Mueller
    • House GOP Demands Mass Prosecutions Of Trump’s Political Enemies
      House GOP Demands Mass Prosecutions Of Trump’s Political Enemies
    • President Liar Pants Just Made Up His Own Approval Rating To Prove He’s Popular
      President Liar Pants Just Made Up His Own Approval Rating To Prove He’s Popular
    • The Tea Party
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    • Politicians Behaving Badly
    • Election 2014
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  • Racism
    • BREAKING: The Military Is Not A Fan Of Trump Or His White Nationalist Base, According To New Poll
      BREAKING: The Military Is Not A Fan Of Trump Or His White Nationalist Base, According To New Poll
    • State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
      State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
  • Science
    • Trump Tells EPA All Scientific Data Must Go Through Review By ‘Political Staff’ Before Publication
      Trump Tells EPA All Scientific Data Must Go Through Review By ‘Political Staff’ Before Publication
    • Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
      Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
    • Trump Has Now Banned Two More Federal Agencies From Using Social Media
      Trump Has Now Banned Two More Federal Agencies From Using Social Media
  • Humor
    • ‘Stupid Son Of A B*tch’: David Letterman UNLOADS His Comedic Savagery On President ‘Trumpy’ (VIDEO)
      ‘Stupid Son Of A B*tch’: David Letterman UNLOADS His Comedic Savagery On President ‘Trumpy’ (VIDEO)
    • Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
      Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
    • Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
      Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
  • Videos
    • This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
      This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
    • Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
      Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
  • Human Interest
    • Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
      Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
    • Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
      Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
    • Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
      Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
  • Weird News
    • If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
      If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
    • Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
      Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
    • I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
      I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)

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Election 2016, News, PoliticsDecember 18, 2016

Michelle Obama Elegantly Explains Why Americans Feel Hopeless; Trump Insults Her (VIDEO)

By Blanche Benson

Dear Donald, there is a difference between hope and delusion. Yours Truly, America.

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Election 2016, Politics, Social MediaDecember 17, 2016

China Sends Warning Following Trump’s ‘Unpresidented’ Tweet About Drone Seizing (TWEETS)

By Blanche Benson

Donald Trump is hell-bent on proving he doesn’t need the nuclear codes to start a war as long as he has his Twitter account.

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Election 2016, Miscellaneous, PoliticsDecember 16, 2016

Trump Praises ‘Smart’ African Americans For Staying Home On Election Day, Handing Him The Win

By Blanche Benson

Donald Trump made a white crowd cheer with a condescending victory speech in Pennsylvania last night.

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Election 2016, Miscellaneous, Politics, Social MediaDecember 14, 2016

White House Outs Trump For Knowing Russia Was Responsible For Hacking Prior To Election Day (VIDEO)

By Blanche Benson

White House Press Secretary, Josh Earnest, lays out “ample evidence” Trump knew Russia was behind the hackings… and he did it to himself.

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Crime, Election 2016, PoliticsDecember 14, 2016

Michael Moore Explains EXACTLY How “Donald Trump Is Gonna Get Us Killed”

By Blanche Benson

The ‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ director scorches the President-elect in a fiery Tuesday warning we all must heed.

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Crime, Election 2016, PoliticsDecember 13, 2016

British Man Gets A Year In Jail For Trump Assassination Attempt

By Blanche Benson

Worried for his life, the distraught family of Michael Sandford, who is autistic and suffers from mental illness, is fighting to bring him back to the UK.

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Crime, News, PoliticsDecember 12, 2016

Melania Drags Secret Service To Maryland For Pointless Hearing In Defamation Case

By Blanche Benson

When Donald’s feelings are hurt, he tweets; when Melania’s are, she sues. Either way, this country is set to be tied up in a colossal waste of time and money for the next four years.

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Election 2016, News, PoliticsDecember 10, 2016

BREAKING: Trump Picks Oil Tycoon With $500 Billion Tie To Russia As Secretary Of State

By Blanche Benson

Trump swamp now covered with oil slick as EXXON CEO, Rex Tillerson, to be next Secretary of State

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Election 2016, News, PoliticsDecember 8, 2016

Bye Bye Progress: Trump Picks Climate Change Denier To Head EPA So He Can Dismantle It From Inside

By Blanche Benson

Trump outdoes himself AGAIN by choosing the man who is suing the EPA to head the EPA.

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Crime, News, PoliticsDecember 8, 2016

Famed Lawyer Sues FBI For Possibly Tampering With Election

By Blanche Benson

Case for “crime of the century” could lead to comeuppance for FBI Director Comey and impeachment for Trump.

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