CNN has released a “highlights video” for those that just couldn’t put themselves through the stupid for an entire GOP debate. The saddest part, this highlight includes nothing on policy, nothing adult, nor presidential: It is an edit of the 20 most blatant slams of the night.
How we have fallen, America. Our political process, if one were to only pay attention to the GOP, closely resembles the movie Idiocracy, mixed with Mean Girls and starring 3rd-grade insult comedians. Marco Rubio came out swinging and landed some solid blows on the “Godzilla” Trump, something that would have been considered a low-point in America’s illustrious past but was sadly necessary for his campaign today: engage in grade-school f*ckery or die.
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Oh, and Carson attended the debate, we think — he appeared to be sleeping through much of it. So much so in fact, this happened on Twitter:
— Adam Crutchfield (@A_Crutch) February 14, 2016
This is Donald Trump’s legacy: the destruction of the remaining vestiges of pride and authority in the GOP. Even if he wins, no one, in the whole world, will ever forget this circus of flying monkeys and verbally flatulent elephants.
Yes, the GOP needed to be re-branded, re -invented, but they certainly missed “respectable and presidential,” by about 238,900 miles — roughly the distance from the Earth to the Moon.
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