RWNJ Blames Noah’s Flood On Gay Marriage, Says ‘End Times’ Are Nigh (AUDIO)

Here’s a good laugh for you – the latest “end times” theory.

Janet Porter is the founder of Faith 2 Action and a creator of pro-hate, anti-gay propaganda films in Christian clothing. She wants SCOTUS to “strike down” same-sex marriage or likely face the wrath of God.

Yep, that’s right folks – the end times are upon us again. All hell’s flown into the handbasket and the second coming will soon be more than the title of the latest adult film flying out of a California hotel room.

But how does Porter know the end times are nigh? Well, on her daily radio bulletin she stated (again!) that gay marriage caused – you guessed it – Noah’s Flood.

That’s right – Noah’s Flood. And you better believe Noah wasn’t having any same-sex anything amongst his animal pairs, either. That’s right, we’re looking at you, dolphins. There is no word, as of yet, as to what wrath nature’s hermaphroditic animals may cause God to cast upon us, but if it’s anything like Noah’s Flood, it isn’t going to be pretty.

Porter went on from there to suggest the Supreme Court legalizing same-sex marriage across the nation could likely lead to the “end times,” and ultimately the Second Coming of Christ, judging by the example Noah’s Flood set – the only other time in history, Porter says, when gay marriage was “legal.” Porter stated:

If this is true, we are uniquely positioned for the return of Christ like no other time in history.

You can listen to Porter’s bulletin below:

But doesn’t it seem like Christians would be cheering on gay marriage if it meant a quick passage to the Second Coming of their Lord? And what about that “if” Porter threw in there? “If this is true…” That must have taken guts – “If this is true.”

Well, tell us, Ms. Porter, are you a believer or aren’t you? Should same-sex couples be denied civil equality and barred from marriage over a God, over a faith you only somewhat believe in “If this is true…”?

Sounds flimsy. Even swearing on the Bible won’t help that stand up in court.

Lord help us if it does.

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  • Bruce

    If you are going to talk about Noah’s flood, you should at least look at what the scriptures that
    tell us about it say. Jehovah destroyed the majority of mankind because HaSatan, The Adversary, had taken control from man of what Jehovah had created and proclaim in all ways to be Tov, or “Good” Under his wicked leadership and tutelage, mankind had become so corrupted (and, along with, I believe, the actual human genome via extensive genetic engineering as is depicted in ancient art work found around the world) and also became excessively violent. Not only that, Jehovah had concluded that unless He stepped in and did something mankind would not be stopped from doing anything their evil mind, with the help of HaSatan, would want to achieve. ( the Chinese have just announced their ability to alter the
    human genome) Sodom and Gomorrah on the other hand, which people are convinced were destroyed ONLY because of their sexual immorality, continue to be ignorant of the fact
    that scripture clearly says that their immorality was MERELY A SYMPTOM OF SOMETHING ELSE which is abundantly clear to be rampant characteristics of America, and the world today, and widely accepted as good, and not necessarily the initial reason Jehovah decided to destroyed Sodom.

    From the Prophet Ezekiel

    “Behold, THIS WAS THE INIQUITY OF YOUR SISTER SODOM, pride, fullness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy (HELLO REPUBLICAN AND THEIR EVANGELICALS SUPPORTERS!!!). And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good. (Ezekiel 16:49) My emphasis and comments added

    Sha’ul expends on this truth in his letter to the Roman Christians that he was shepherding;

    “For the wrath of Jehovah is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and
    unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of Jehovah is manifest in them; for Jehovah has showed it unto them. For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, and changed the glory of incorruptible Jehovah into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and four-footed beasts,
    and creeping things. Therefore Jehovah also GAVE THEM UP TO UNCLEANNESS through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonor their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of Jehovah into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. FOR THIS CAUSE – their idolatry - Jehovah gave them up to vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is
    against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain Jehovah in their knowledge, Jehovah gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of Jehovah, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things,
    disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful, Who knowing the judgment of Jehovah, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them” (Romans 1:18-32). My emphasis and comments added.

    • Janice Adams

      I do not understand why god keeps giving the human race chance after chance. He has had trouble with them from the beginning and they have just gotten worse. He might as well give up and destroy us all. Oh, I forgot, that is what she said, isn’t it?

      • Bruce

        Jehovah does what He does, even though sometimes we find it hard to accept, out of His devotion and love for His creation, man in particular. He will;not be “out foxed”. Everything will end just as He has decreed for it to. As Sha’ul said; “Eye has not seen or ear hear heard, neither has it entered into the heart of man, the things that G-d has prepared for them that Love Him?.

  • Internet Astronaut

    She’s worried gay marriage will ruin her traditional marriage because she knows her husband is gay.

  • Nick25

    I don’t know if gay marriage occurred before the time of the flood or not. What I do know is every single sign that was written about 2000 years ago in the Book of Revelation are all here- every single one, in addition to other prophetic verses in other books of The Bible. Time is short, my wicked non-believing friends.

    Y’all better find truth before it’s too late!

    • Martin

      Groovy, when you go can I have your car?

    • wylekat

      Well, what better way to find truth, than from a genuine christian- One who speaks the truth, AND DOES THE WORKS.
      tell me… can you feed 5,000 on a loaf of bread and a pack of deli meat?
      Heal the sick with a touch?
      Commit to miracles beyond what Jesus promised you could do?

      No? Then why should we listen to you people?

      • Nick25

        Who said you should listen to “us people?” You should read your Bible, accept that Jesus died are rose from the dead for humanities sins and you should glorify God. With all that, know the signs of the times.

        The premise of your post is idiotic, with all due respect.

        • Janice Adams

          And you should be proclaiming the word from the mountain tops if you truly believe this drivel.

          • Nick25

            You’ll find out soon enough, Janice.

  • http://www.newnets.com Carly

    Well. Truth is this conservative new for form of Christian Reich is far scarier than the second coming. I wish these wing nuts would pack up and find a corner of a really big state to call home. Like Texas. That way we could just get them all into one place where they can live in harmony and segregation and we can move on with our lives. I can not WAIT for the next election too I want to see all these GOP bought and paid for fake Christians voted out. Way out.

  • cipher

    Porter went on from there to suggest the Supreme Court legalizing same-sex marriage across the nation could likely lead to the “end times,” and ultimately the Second Coming of Christ

    Wait - isn’t that what they want?

    • wylekat

      They aren’t done debasing and abusing all those lesser brothers, so Richpublican Jesus will come and reward them even more.