The Palin family’s infamous September brawl at a birthday party in Anchorage, Alaska is one for the history books. It had everything, according to witnesses: Bristol Palin repeatedly punching party host Korey Klingenmeyer in the face, the rest of the Palin clan involved in a massive drunken brawl, and an irate Sarah Palin flinging herself onto the top of the pile like some sort of deranged, Teabagging Superwoman, all culminating in the Palins being kicked out for their antics.
According to witness Eric Thompson, the party was peaceful until the Palins arrived — only two of whom were actually invited — then it “turned into Jerry Springer.”
While a video, sadly, has not been produced, police have released reports that detail the hilarious events of that wild September evening. While the Palins claim innocence in the matter, virtually everyone else wishes Caribou Barbie and crew they’d just stayed home.
Police released audio of Bristol Palin giving her version of what happened, complete with Mama Grizzly advising her not to curse in her statement.
In the audio, Bristol tells police that party host Korey Klingenmeyer,
“…came out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground… takes me by my feet, in my dress… my thong dress in front of everybody. Come on you c*nt, get the [email protected]#$ outta here! Come on you sl*t get the [email protected]#$ outta here.”
You can hear it here, although be warned, it’s NSFW or around kids:[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOyGjvCjk&w=640&h=360]
SOME OF THE PHOTOS BELOW MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME. DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SIGHT OF BLOOD OR DRUNK, WASHED UP POLITICIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES AFTER A FIGHT!
While many of the photo subjects are not clearly identified, they do give us a picture of what went on.
Without video, it is difficult to know the full version of events but, as Klingenmeyer said, the Palins began the chain of events that led to the brawl, and the Moose Klan lost. Big.