American Racist: One Man’s Misguided Response To The Baltimore Riots (IMAGE)

All filled with rage and no clue as to where to put it – that’s Dave Southern and so many other proud, white and “totally-not-racist” American “patriots.” Dig his photo below, found skipping around Facebook, shared by those tossing about WTFs or supportive racist drivel in the stream of the home feed.

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(Image courtesy of Facebook screen grab)

In the caption, Southern writes:

This photo is a response to all those un-American black punks in Baltimore, chanting ‘F*ck America’ while burning the U.S [sic] flag. As a proud American and coming from a long line of U.S [sic] Veterans, disrespecting our flag like that makes me furious beyond words.

Hey, at least he didn’t say “thugs,” eh? Forget that flags are nothing more than military markers and that the United States flag actually represents oppression and colonization to many (just ask American Indians). See if you can forget that the generations preceding Southern, in his family, fought in wars not for freedom, but for global positioning and profit, fueled by exploitation. Perhaps they were poor and felt they had few choices.

Southern continues in his lengthy caption:

I love this country for the principles and foundation that it was built on.

It’s quite possible he does – genocide, theft, biological warfare… okay, keep talking…. Seems reasonable.

Southern drones on:

Countless people have died just so you have the right to disrespect and trash talk our country.

Right! Allegedly, people did die for our “freedom.” That’s what they teach the kids, anyway. Because every war has been about America’s freedom under direct threats of losing that freedom. We’re constantly being invaded, right?

And those rights folks now have to “trash talk” thanks to all those who “died for our freedom” INCLUDE BURNING THE FLAG.

It’s not a difficult concept to understand, but perhaps circulating yourself burning a bucket of fried chicken and pouring out grape soda while holding a large gun in front of the American flag, complete with an ignorant white rant about freedom, only to conclude with that tired old line, “I have black friends/ old co-workers who also strongly disagree with Baltimore/Ferguson,” suggests you actually do not understand that concept.

Southern took it here, too:

If you honestly don’t like it here in America. [sic] Then leave. It’s as simple as that.

Because others revolve their worlds around you, then, Dave? You disagree with others protesting, so they should leave to appease your wishes? Entire cities of people should “love it or leave it” because you don’t like Americans exercising their right to protest? Perhaps, then, it is you who does not love America after all, because certainly you do not even understand America. It’s easier to buy one plane ticket than thousands.

As readers can see, Southern hits essentially upon some of the most common racist stereotypes around, while shockingly maintaining that he’s not racist because he has “black friends,” and even more hilarious “black coworkers.”

But Southern’s no mere fluffer. No, he includes a call to action, as well!

If any of my friends have any American balls and aren’t focused on that transgender washed out murderer. [sic] Then share this picture. I want this to reach Baltimore. Before anyone starts calling me a “Racist” or any of that crap, this picture is aimed at ANY pieces of shit that have burned the U.S. flag.

How many of you have “American balls,” eh?

Southern’s obviously a real macho man with clear issues regarding the LGBTQ community, too. But, you know, he probably has lots of gay and transgender friends, too. Even his transgender friends call Freddie Gray “transgender” in a derogatory tone and say he’s “washed out.” He’s no homophobe, but…

Dave Southern is the embodiment of lost white America. He wants to love his country, but he’s caught up loving a country that’s done a lot of terrible things to a lot of good people, ever since it was founded. And unfortunately, he’s been fed just enough of the Kool Aid to embrace that ugliness entirely. He sees the end result of tyranny and calls the victims the enemy without ever tracing back to the source that creates all the “black punks in Baltimore.”

And if he really loved his country’s principles, like freedom, for example, that’s EXACTLY what he would do, so the Baltimore riots would become merely a darker page in America’s history book as the sun shines on future pages.

Featured image: via Facebook screengrab

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  • Stephen Foster

    American balls? Well, I guess mine are; sometimes they’re red, sometimes white, and sometimes blue, so, yeah, I guess so.

    I’m so sorry, Dave Hock, but the America you still dream about is, thankfully, starting to disappear. Not very fast, mind you, so I don’t expect you will be the last bigot standing.

    Just a few questions, Dave:
    Do you believe that being white makes you fundamentally different from black people?
    If not, would you riot in the streets for trivial matters?
    Of course you wouldn’t! Why do you think anyone else would?

    Look at it this way, Dave, if a whole lot of people take to the streets, and it’s not about a sports match, you gotta figure it’s something pretty serious. Protest and riot are not usually productive activities unless something is wrong. People have lives to lead. You know, the stuff we all have to do everyday. There are meals to prepare, if you’ve been able to snag a job in this economy. Friends to talk to. Maybe a party where you hope to see that really nice girl you met last week. Your kids need some help with the homework. You were going to get some baking done. You need to talk to your mom about how to care for your dad, now that he’s that old.

    So, do you really think a riot happens because people don’t have anything better to do? How angry would you have to be to hit the streets?

    • Stephen Foster

      Almost messed it up with the wrong surname. Whew!

  • pm61

    I don’t get this-one of those cops was transgender? And why is he burning a KFC carton?

    • Paul

      Unless he’s referring to Cheslea Manning? Or he’s still raving about Bruce Jenner? Even then neither person killed anybody.

  • Kriquette

    You sir are a disgrace! When you have more love for a piece of cloth than you do for the people that flag is supposed to represent then sir you are a part of the problem

  • Beamer Beamer

    Who is the transgendered murderer? Why is he burning KFC, you’d bet he is a racist of the worst kind.

    • david anthony

      is this guy a friend of Freddie gray????????????????……is suspect he never served in the American armed forces…what’s with the racist symbolism?…grape soda, fried chicken..Dave Southern, you are a straight up punk…

      • Angela McGhee

        Ohhh, that’s what it was. I couldn’t tell what he was pouring out. Thanks!

        • david anthony

          supposedly blacks/African Americans have an affinity for grape soda, chicken noodle soup, fried chicken ,etc…racism and marketing people on Madison Ave…mostly racism…

  • miketothad

    Just about everybody on the planet eats chicken.
    Racists usually aren’t very bright.

  • okieggma

    I don’t have words either….ewwww

  • Hagbard Celine

    The clueless moron is desecrating the flag himself in that picture.

  • Jarl Borg

    lol there are numerous of videos of white college kids burning the american flag in a form of protest.. hes should go say something about that first.

  • truckdriver

    I for one do love my country. But I can see her faults through the years. Many times we have changed to improve things. However we have so far to go. We must admit our faults and seek ways to improve them. We once were leaders in the world for many things, even while making big mistakes, but for some reason we seem to have lost that drive. If we truly want America to be the best and greatest country that some say we already are, then we must fix our faults. We must make sure everyone has a fair chance no matter who you are or what situation you are in. That is the dream isn’t it? But too many times those not already in power are stepped on to keep them down and under control. Then things like this happen and suddenly it is all the rioters fault. Ya it seems dumb to be tearing stuff up like they are but I can understand their anger and it shouldn’t come to this. So many have been brainwashed into the America is number 1 love or leave and all that crap and they too are a part of the problem.

  • Jane Francis

    He’s also displaying the flag improperly. Asshat

    • miketothad

      You’re right.
      What a f*** moron.

  • Rufus McBoofus

    Take that… Colonel Sanders? Nitwit…

  • david anthony

    the president is African American, so is the attorney generals, home land security secretary. Lets draw a conclusion…

  • Mike

    This chump is typical, irrelevant, and an idiot, though not necessarily in that order.