WATCH: Young Ted Cruz Was ‘Ted Crude’ When He Confused His ‘Aspirations’ For ‘Sweat On My Butt’ (VIDEO)


First, let me be clear. I enjoy a nice dirty joke. Foul language and off-color jokes DON’T offend me. However, I am not a Republican who often carries the lily-white morality card. So, with that disclaimer said. . .

A video of a young 18-year-old Ted Cruz as a senior in high school has popped up on YouTube. It features the now Republican Senator turned presidential hopeful speaking about his aspirations for which he says:

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Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?

Not quite little Teddy. Then, in one of the few times Ted Cruz has ever been truly honest he says:

My aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.

This was clearly before he became the family values peddling conservative. *gasp* As a teen boy he liked boobs. Go figure!

Then, he provides a glimpse of something a bit more off-color. . . a bit more. . . unsettling. He says:

Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything, rich and powerful, that sort of stuff

At the end of the video Teddy Boy’s father is asked, “Do you think Ted’s going to rule the world one day?”

Cruz’s dad responds, “I hope not.”

While we are sure world domination won’t be happening anytime soon, we also hope this guy isn’t the next President of the United States, either.

Watch a young Ted Cruz talk about butt sweat, boobs and world domination, here:


Featured image via video screen capture

 

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