Donald Trump is murdering Chris Christie in the battle for egotistical a-hole, but that certainly hasn’t stopped the Bluto-like pretend Governor from New Jersey. Chris Christie, another colossally egotistical a-hole representing the East Coast, is in complete and utter desperation mode given his abysmal poll numbers. Therefore, Christie realizes he will have to beat trump in saying something crazy and false in order to dominate headlines.
Under the mistaken belief that he’s running against President Obama, the garrulous governor blamed President Obama for the rise in heroin-related deaths. In an overproduced and fear-mongering ad that looked part wrestling promo and part disaster movie, Christie blames President Obama for a spike in opioid drug use.
‘Lawlessness in America and around the world under Barack Obama.’ Christie declares ‘drugs running rampant and destroying lives’ as images of a hoodie-wearing addict shooting up and a close-up of what appears to be an addict overdosing appear on screen. ‘This president has set a standard in Washington of lawlessness,’ he said. ‘What I mean by that is this: If you don’t like the law, don’t enforce it.’ (Huffington Post)
Yes, and if you’re a belligerent bully who doesn’t want to pay pension funds, then simply don’t pay them. And if someone doesn’t agree with you politically, shut down a major transit bridge. The fact of the matter is that the heroin epidemic began two decades ago, but Christie is a total cipher in the polls so it’s time to get creative. And why should we expect a man to understand times and dates when he lied about when he was U.S. Attorney General.
Watch the ad below:
Featured image via YouTube screen capture