You guys, did you hear? Donald Trump is completely innocent of collusion with Russia because the trolls were working against him too! Not only did President Stable Genius tell us this himself, but his acolytes were out and about with a single message: The Russia investigation is FAKE NEWS.
Donald Trump Jr., retweeted something groundbreaking you won’t hear in the LAMEstream media — “DOJ just revealed that the Russians indicted were organizing AGAINST Trump.”
Kirk was actually retweeting unofficial Trump campaign mouthpiece Kayleigh McEnany, but he forgot to actually retweet her until an hour after-the-fact, when he composed a new rtweet with McEnany’s words included. Trump Jr.’s retweet only contains the Tea Party founder’s commentary — which is good for The Donald, as their collective goal goal is to discredit Robert Mueller’s investigation. But McEnany’s actual tweet, while disingenuous, contains some inconvenient information for the narrative:
HOLY F*CKING SH*T YOU GUYS! TWO DAYS!
Those dirty Russian bastards didn’t just not collude with Donald Trump, but they even tried to stop him from being President after they had already helped get him elected! The exact quote from the documents about which she is speaking is this:
“After the election of Donald Trump in or around November 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators used false U.S. personas to organize and coordinate U.S. political rallies in support of then president-elect Trump, while simultaneously using other false U.S. personas to organize and coordinate U.S. political rallies protesting the results of the 2016 U.S. presidential election.”
“For example, in or around November 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators organized a rally in New York through one organization-controlled group designed to ‘show your support for President-Elect Donald Trump’ held on or about November 12, 2016. At the same time, Defendants and their co-conspirators, through another organization-controlled group, organized a rally in New York called ‘Trump is NOT my President’ held on or about November 12, 2016. Similarly, Defendants and their co-conspirators organized a rally entitled ‘Charlotte Against Trump’ in Charlotte, North Carolina, held on or about November 19, 2016.”
Had this idiot scrolled up a bit, she would have noticed that though the Russians “and their co-conspirators” did indeed organize an anti-Trump rally or two, they worked during the election to support every candidate except Hillary Clinton — especially Trump. They also ran campaigns to discourage black voters from showing up at the polls, a move that would only help Trump.
Nevertheless, McEnany hopped on Fox News to declare the “Russia collusion conspiracy had unraveled” because they also supported Hillary Clinton’s other opponents to some degree and because of those two days after Trump had won* the election.
Seriously. She did this.
.@kayleighmcenany: “Today marks the day that @TheDemocrats‘ Russia collusion conspiracy theory unraveled… The Russians were also organizing for @BernieSanders.” pic.twitter.com/rHA3RcpXcC
— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 16, 2018
Naturally, this vapid dunce became the subject of quite a bit of mockery:
Kayleigh doesn’t have the best reading comprehension.
— War On Christmas Curmudgeon 🔪🎄 (@FoodCurmudgeon) February 16, 2018
These zany youngsters and their Tide pods.
Get help Kayleigh.
— GOP Disliker David (@dhick9) February 16, 2018
After the election? Putin is sowing circles of doubt and confusion around you and it’s hilarious. Fucking hilarious.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) February 16, 2018
Hey guys, am I on time for the dragging?
— TML (@tmicheal07) February 16, 2018
It’s always dragging time!
— oufenix (D) (@oufenix) February 16, 2018
This thread really made my day. So much 💩 going on, but drag just makes us all happy 😃 for a minute….
— Rebecca (@beckystlouis) February 16, 2018
LOL that’s both an interesting interpretation and some really bad spin all wrapped up into one.
— Jon Niola (@JonNiola) February 16, 2018
I heard from a reputable source those days were after the election.
— Joel Kasnetz (@kasnetz) February 16, 2018
Do you know when the election was?
Think hard.
Use The Google.
— Tom Wellborn 👓 (@TomWellborn) February 16, 2018
Um, the election was over. If you knew how to read you would see they were trying to create discord and further harm our democracy.
— suekelso (@suekelso) February 16, 2018
Breaking: The election was on Nov 8th
— Fairness (@AmericanLife777) February 16, 2018
BREAKING: The election was on November 8 2016. I know the truth is a challenging thing for you.
— Jean Rasey 🐬 (@btwnsurfnmtn) February 16, 2018
Wow that is a brilliant catch! They tried to work against him after he already won the election. That must have really benefited Hillary.
— David Carson (@endoftheisland) February 16, 2018
Please tell me this is a parody account. Organizing AFTER the election would only be an attempt to hide the #TrumpRussia collision conspiracy.
— Alicia M.🌊 (@ShopgirlAlic) February 16, 2018
Damn, you are just dumb, aren’t you?
— Ray 🌊 Tings (@Ray_Tings) February 16, 2018