Twitter Beat Down: Jeb’s New Slogan ‘Jeb Can Fix It’ Didn’t Stand A Chance (TWEETS)


Jeb is having a difficult time coming to terms with the realization that he’s just not meant to be President of the United States. Perhaps he needs Abilify for Candidates? In a last-ditch effort to revitalize a failing campaign, he (or one of the creative masterminds of his crusade) has come up with the innovative slogan: Jeb Can Fix It and he is kicking off the “Jeb Can Fix It Tour.”

(We can’t make this shit up.)

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Unlike Bob the Builder, Jeb isn’t known for his handyman track record. Of course, that’s exactly how Twitter users saw it, too.

Unfortunately, yeah, it’s a real thing.

Can Jeb really fix it? Of course not! He certainly didn’t in Florida. As pointed out by Debbie Wasserman Schultz in “The Sun Sentinel,” Jeb’s history is more about breaking it, than fixing it. She says:

  • “Bush’s tax policies favored the rich and wealthy corporations at the expense of the middle class.”
  • “He stood by his brother’s proposal to privatize Social Security and endorsed the Ryan budget that would have ended Medicare as we know it, policies that would shred the social safety net on which so many Florida seniors rely.”
  • “While Democrats are fighting to increase the minimum wage, Jeb Bush said it should be left to the private sector.”

Jeb Can’t Fix It.


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