Jeb is having a difficult time coming to terms with the realization that he’s just not meant to be President of the United States. Perhaps he needs Abilify for Candidates? In a last-ditch effort to revitalize a failing campaign, he (or one of the creative masterminds of his crusade) has come up with the innovative slogan: Jeb Can Fix It and he is kicking off the “Jeb Can Fix It Tour.”
(We can’t make this shit up.)
Unlike Bob the Builder, Jeb isn’t known for his handyman track record. Of course, that’s exactly how Twitter users saw it, too.
"Jeb Can Fix It" with a little blue pill. pic.twitter.com/1wJDjvyOWZ
— Raul Carvajal (@NycAnarchy) November 2, 2015
Florida general election results too close to call? Jeb can fix it. pic.twitter.com/rSqy4VhnCa
— Tom Bradley Jr. (@TBradleywrites) November 2, 2015
Jeb Can Fix It actually refers to the 2000 election in Florida.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 2, 2015
Jeb Can Fix It is reminiscent of Mission Accomplished
— Ernest Walker (@HQZDV2) November 2, 2015
Slogans that lost to "Jeb Can Fix It": - Jeb Can Fox It - Jebgasm! - Return of the Jebi - JEB CAN DO THE STUFF THAT WILL FIX THE THINGS!
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 2, 2015
Damn, my car won't start! Oh wait! Jeb Can Fix It!
— Chico Delainky (@ChicoDelainky) November 2, 2015
BREAKING from the first "Jeb Can Fix It" campaign event pic.twitter.com/r2m6J090W4
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 2, 2015
Too much chlorine in your pool? Jeb Can Fix It
— BenghaziRedskins (@PissedOffFilly) November 2, 2015
Jeb's new phrase…Jeb can fix it….is he running to be president of plumber's association…
— DelightfulDiva (@Kalaax008) November 1, 2015
Altho it was never the problem, Jeb has changed his slogan. It is now "Jeb Can Fix It." The problem is: his brother broke it!
— Margo Howard (@Margoandhow) October 30, 2015
"Jeb Can Fix It" ~ uh huh…this picture comes to mind: pic.twitter.com/nbViixJQBC
— John Gort (@JohnGort) October 29, 2015
Wait, "Jeb Can Fix It" is a real thing? I thought everyone was joking
— Jordan Ashby (@JM_Ashby) November 2, 2015
Unfortunately, yeah, it’s a real thing.
Can Jeb really fix it? Of course not! He certainly didn’t in Florida. As pointed out by Debbie Wasserman Schultz in “The Sun Sentinel,” Jeb’s history is more about breaking it, than fixing it. She says:
- “Bush’s tax policies favored the rich and wealthy corporations at the expense of the middle class.”
- “He stood by his brother’s proposal to privatize Social Security and endorsed the Ryan budget that would have ended Medicare as we know it, policies that would shred the social safety net on which so many Florida seniors rely.”
- “While Democrats are fighting to increase the minimum wage, Jeb Bush said it should be left to the private sector.”
Jeb Can’t Fix It.
Featured image via Flickr/Donkeyhotey