“Hey baby, you remind me a lot of my daughter” is the sort of flirtation one would expect in Roy Moore’s Alabama, but apparently that’s the same tactic used by President Stable Genius as well.
Adult film star Stormy Daniels revealed that while Trump was attempting to “seal the deal” so to speak, he confided in her that she’s “someone to be reckoned with, beautiful, smart, just like his daughter.”
Most women would immediately bolt, but apparently the “daddy issues” thing works for Ms. Daniels, who went on to have what she describes as “textbook generic” sex with Trump.
Naturally, the world is collectively puking its guts out, laughing, or both:
Aside from the obvious, horrifying implications about his daughter, imagining Trump’s post coital pillow talk is honestly the most tragic and terrifying thing
— Carey O’Donnell (@ecareyo) January 17, 2018
Trump told Stormy Daniels, after sleeping with her, that she was beautiful and smart…. just like his daughter.
— Eric Schmeltzer (@JustSchmeltzer) January 17, 2018
News like this probably represents the rare occasion that Tiffany Trump is happy to be the forgotten daughter https://t.co/e7OxqYxl9E
— Rosatom Ulbricht (@screenslaver) January 17, 2018
My wife gave birth to our daughter 4 weeks ago.
I would like to state that I am not having an affair with a porn star, begging other porn stars for a threesome, or offering to pay women for sex at this time.
I know, right? What kind of human garbage would do that?
— David Atkins (@DavidOAtkins) January 17, 2018
Trump To Stormy Daniels: You’re “just like my daughter”
Also Trump: “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I’d be dating her”
I’ll just leave it here
— Luisa Haynes (@wokeluisa) January 17, 2018
Does this… mean that Trump slept with his daughter???
— William “#ShadowGate” LeGate 🌊 (@williamlegate) January 17, 2018
Stormy Daniels said Trump told her that she reminded Trump of Ivanka.
Tie that information to this Trump quote.
His question: “Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”
— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) January 17, 2018
Waiting for inevitable “In this town that voted for Trump, they never stopped thinking about having sex with a porn star that reminded them of their daughter” NYT report
— TBogg – Totally King of New New California (@tbogg) January 17, 2018
If I had a nickel for every creepy thing trump has said about his daughter I might actually benefit from his tax plan.
— Whatta Donkey (@DonkeyWhatta) January 17, 2018
…..where’s the vomit emoji? Trump’s thoughts on Ivanka are disturbing. Why is this not addressed more? Is it okay to be sexually attracted to your daughter if she’s grown? She wasn’t always grown.
— Alicia M.🌊 (@ShopgirlAlic) January 17, 2018
Trump told Stormy Daniels she is just like his daughter
Am I the only one who thinks this is weird as fuck?
— Sahil Habibi (@ProgressVoice) January 17, 2018
Many levels of “ew”: “Porn Star Stormy Daniels to In Touch<: Trump Said I Was ‘Just Like His Daughter'” https://t.co/6jnVrxP6tQ
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) January 17, 2018
Trump has made numerous creepy comments about his daughter Ivanka over the years, including indicating that he “would be dating her” if he could get away with it and telling the host of a talk show that what he has most in common with her is “sex.” In addition he has remarked about her “great body” on multiple occasions and asked if it’s “wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”
It utterly unsurprising that Trump would go after people who remind him of his daughter. After all, he’s been very clear that she’s exactly what he wants.
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