Trump Goes On All-Night Unhinged Rant, Ends By Telling Fans To Find Miss Universe’s Sex Tape

While the rest of the country slept, the Republican candidate for President of the United States stayed up all night screaming at a former Miss Universe contestant who criticized him.

Oddly, Trump’s initial outburst was directed at reporters who used sources within his campaign to leak that many staffers are depressed, despondent and confused by the way he is running his campaign.

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However, a mere two hours after that tweet lamenting unnamed sources, Trump himself went into conspiracy mode.

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The last tweet, coming from a still angry but now more sleep deprived Trump, raised the most eyebrows. The Republican nominee for President of the United States. The man endorsed by the GOP and Christian evangelicals, was telling his supporters to track down a sex tape involving Alicia Machado, a former Miss Universe contestant. Making the situation even more insane, the sex tape doesn’t exist. It was a manufactured right-wing conspiracy that surfaced shortly after Machado’s name came up during the debate.

Take it away, Snopes:

It should come as no surprise that celebrity nude photographs and sex videos drive major traffic on the Internet. But when legitimate photographs or videos are not available, hoaxsters often resort to creating their own. In some cases, this involves Photoshopping a famous face onto a nude or near-nude body (as was done with Sarah Palin), or changing the title of a sex video if it features a porn actress who bears a resemblance to a celebrity

The latter is the case with Alicia Machado.

In a painfully ironic twist, one of the ways Trump’s fans are justifying labeling Machado a “porn star” is by citing the fact that she once posed topless in Playboy magazine. This might not be Trump’s best argument…


Meanwhile, running on fumes, by daybreak Trump went back to limply whining about the press.

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This is the man conservatives want to arm with nuclear weapons. He can’t even control his thumbs.

Featured image via David Becker/Getty Images

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