The Milf And The Moron: Palin Endorses Donald Trump


Just when you thought that Donald Trump’s campaign couldn’t possibly be any more clownish, it whipped out the big AR-15 guns. Ever since our once proud and robust democracy got sold to the highest bidder in the form of Citizen’s United, it seems we now live in both a plutocracy and demockrazy. But it’s safe to say that our political system became a dumb reality show overnight with the inclusion of Sarah Palin eight years ago, and now there’s no turning back.

In hopes of securing the ever-so-coveted racist hockey mom vote, Donald Trump proudly accepted the endorsement of Sarah “snow grifter” Palin.

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I’m proud to endorse Donald J. Trump for president, Palin said in the campaign statement. 

Of course, you are. After all, being nothing more than a superficial, attention-seeking rabble-rouser – it’s only natural that she would endorse Trump. In fact, they’re now the King and Queen of superficial, attention-seeking rabble-rousing! Consequently, this endorsement should bring in all the perpetually drunken racists looking to make another crummy life choice.

Palin’s endorsement might come as a little shock to some, given her previous alliance with Teaparty Ted Cruz. Both Palin and Cruz  made many joint appearances together at many  angry white guy rallies. In fact, Palin and Cruz found themselves on the receiving end of boos from veterans  at the Million Vet March in 2013.  Prior to the endorsement, a top aide for Senator Cruz said he would be “deeply disappointed” if  Palin decided to endorse  his Republican presidential rival Donald Trump.

I think it would be a blow to Sarah Palin, because Sarah Palin has been a champion of the conservative cause and if she was going to endorse Donald Trump, sadly she would be endorsing someone who’s held progressive views all their life on the sanctity of life, on marriage, on partial-birth abortion, he supported [the] TARP bailout — it goes on and on and on.

In reality, Palin’s endorsement of Trump seemed inevitable.  Lest we forget, it was the Donald who promised  snow white trash a position in his cabinet should he, god help us all, win the presidency. Perhaps we can call this new unholy alliance the Milf and the Moron?


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