Sean Hannity just lost his shit, completely, because he is upset that Jon Stewart embarrassed him. So, he attacked Stewart for being a “rich liberal” who doesn’t help any of the people who need help and accidentally exposes himself as a rich conservative who really doesn’t.
That and he is really, really, super mad because liberals refuse to swallow Trump’s hate-filled and xenophobic drivel. Then again, he’s been trying to shove this exact line of fact-free BS down our throats for a really long time so it is hilarious that he would expect us to swallow it from the emperor of bloviation.
Now I got to tell you. I’m watching the media reaction last night and reading it. MRC did a great job on News Busters laying out the stupidity of the analysis of what Donald Trump’s speech was all about last night. You know, you got CNBC, “Oh, Trump’s use of illegal alien murders is reminiscent of the Willie Horton ad. We interviewed on this program mothers who lost their children murdered by illegal immigrants.
We don’t expect much from the man who made his career on race-baiting and fear mongering, one who made it his business to stir up fear and hatred. Especially not one who “isn’t sure he agrees” with the Geneva Convention. In fact, he once blamed Jon Stewart for Spring Break rape. However, for such a person to become so well known, and get (yet another hate jockey RWNJ) radio show and so much television exposure, you might expect coherence. You’d be disappointed.
The madder Hannity gets, the less sense he makes. Hannity really doesn’t seem to be able to slow his methrage style rant enough to even speak English when his attack on Bill Maher seamlessly morphs into an anatomically challenged and gender confused verbal gymnastics fail. Hannity literally can’t tell a head from an ass in his zeal to attack Jon Stewart.
Bill Maher. Another idiot. You know, Republicans quote, his quote, are “retarded Nazis.” “Election is a referendum on decency.” I see they brought that idiot Jon Stewart back from the dead. Great attack me all you want. I was right about Obama and you’re a fool who head his head — had your head so far up Obama’s ass, Jon Stewart. I’ve never seen anybody kiss an ass like you kiss his. And now you’re sucking up to him putting your head up his, er Hillary’s ass and sucking up to her too. Fine. The country’s not better off, Jon. Because Jon Stewart we’ve got 95 million Americans out of the labor force. Jon. Do you care about them? I know you are a rich liberal.
He then begins to spew right wing talking points, and it appears that Hannity is blaming Stewart, a “rich liberal” for American hunger and lack of living wage jobs — not the GOP’s dedication to low wage jobs, cutting safety net programs, and keep education beyond the financial reach of the poor.
Apparently, he is unaware that Stewart is already a well-known philanthropist. Here are 55 articles about his charities, including Feeding America and Autism Speaks. In fact, according to look to the stars, Stewart is supporting charities including: AIDS & HIV, Autism, Cancer, Children, Creative Arts, Disaster Relief, Economic/Business Support, Education, Health, Homelessness, Human Rights, Hunger, Mental Challenges, Parkinson’s Disease, Poverty, Unemployment/Career Support, and Veteran/Service Member Support.
I know you’re a rich liberal. Are you donating money to those families, the 46 million American families on food stamps, Jon? Hey, Jon, are you helping out the 50 million Americans in poverty? Hey, Jon, are you going to help use your wealth from all your comedy writers that lay out the material for you, are you going to help pay down the debt that Obama’s accumulated? More debt than every other president before him combined? Are you going to help, Jon, the 1 in 5 American families in the country that don’t have a single family member that have a job? I know you’re rich enough, you don’t have to work anymore.
It seems that Hannity needs a little help to figure out where people’s heads and asses are, and possibly how to remove his from its current predicament. What’s worse, Hannity, who is worth 35 million dollars, returns zero search results on the same page that expansively lists Stewart’s good works. Republicans really don’t think before they speak, nor seem to need any facts either, but this was bad, even for one of them.
Listen to Hannity show himself to be a heartless moron here:
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