Before I begin this scathing and snarky piece, let’s just recap on the people and groups Donald Trump has managed to offend in the past 6 months. The b*tchy burnt orange and mean girl on Twitter offended Mexicans, women, blacks, the handicapped, and even bald eagles. One would naturally think that there was no group, human or otherwise, left for him to offend. But the Donald is the Donald, and you’re not, so expect to know why you’re garbage and he’s a brick of gold.
Earlier today while finishing up his trip through Mexico, Pope Francis said the GOP candidate was not a Christian because of his comments about immigrants.
A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian. This is not the gospel.
You tell him, Pope Frankie blue eyes. Surely Trump would take this criticism constructively, perhaps even quietly reflecting on how his inflammatory comments could even irk the pope. Nah, that’s for losers with insight and humility!
Essentially conceding the election to Ted Cruz, the Donald decided to attack the pope for f*ck’s sake! Who does that?
If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened.
For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful,” he wrote. “I am proud to be a Christian and as President I will not allow Christianity to be consistently attacked and weakened, unlike what is happening now, with our current President. No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith. They are using the Pope as a pawn and they should be ashamed of themselves for doing so, especially when so many lives are involved and when illegal immigration is so rampant.
Seriously, have you ever witnessed a sitting pope criticize a U.S. presidential candidate? Trump’s d*ckishness is now so bad that it has affected the head of the Catholic Church.
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