Phil Robertson Lists His Expectations For A President — Make Ducks Horny, Then Kill Them (VIDEO)


Ted Cruz scored the MUCH coveted “Duck Dynasty” endorsement recently by luring ducks to their death with false promises of mating. In the ultimate pander, the GOP presidential hopeful painted himself up and went into the wilderness with Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty to prove how tough he would be on terrorists by killing innocent animals.

There are a gazillion other issues that we are facing in America: poverty, hunger, healthcare, jobs, racism and bigotry are all more important than shooting animals.

However, Ted Cruz doesn’t seem to think so. Most Republicans don’t seem to think so either.

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Clearly as long as you are willing to use a gun to kill something it means you can be the leader of the free world, manage an economy, and command the largest military that ever walked the earth. Robertson also expects you are a “Godly” person, the meaning of which is up for debate. Ted’s father says his son is anointed by God to lead the world. Isn’t Pride one of the deadly sins?

Ted Cruz will likely never get the nomination, and even if somehow he did, he would definitely not be president. However, we can certainly enjoy him making a fool of himself for a few more months.

Watch the winner of “worst endorsement of 2016” below:


 

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