New Website Launched To Match #NeverTrump Singles With ‘Ready-To-Marry’ Canadians (TWEETS)


A new website promising to hook #NeverTrump singles up with “ready-to-marry” Canadian singles launched over the weekend to save them from the “unfathomable horror of a Trump Presidency.” Move over Match.com, here comes MapleMatch.com.

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If this doesn’t prove to people just how unpopular Trump is, I don’t know what will.

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MapleMatch.com is a thing because people are scared to death of what a possible Trump White House would do the to the country. Well, it is almost a thing, the website itself has not launched, but there is a waiting list to get on when it does. And, for many, this is looking like an option, because Trump keeps showing he really doesn’t have a clue what “Presidential” means, let alone how to do the job.

And, for many, this is looking like an option, because Trump keeps showing he really doesn’t have a clue what “Presidential” means, let alone how to do the job.

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The waiting list is currently available, but the site doesn’t have a launch date or links to download an app displayed.

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An email sent to MapleMatch.com wasn’t answered immediately, but they seem to have our best interests at heart. Much like those nice people from Cape Breton Island, who invited Americans dreading the future to move there and escape the likely wrath of the angry Trump trash racist white guy demographic. 

Or, as she says:

Then again, Politifact has weighed in on how long it can take to move to Canada, so if you are really, really serious about leaving, you might want to think South:


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