While it’s true that not a single one of the Republican candidates is worthy of being President of the United States, it’s especially true of Marco Rubio. The Junior senator from Florida comes across as so absolutely clueless that Donald Trump and Ben Carson look like a brain surgeon and real estate mogul standing next…to….never mind.
Rubio isn’t just clueless in the “I don’t know what I’m talking about” kind of way, he’s just plain naive. Who can forget his dramatic pause for a sip of bottled water while botching the GOP response to the State of the Union Address? One of the greatest Rubio moments was when he declared that he was unsure if the earth was created in seven days or seven eras, when the answer, according to reality, is neither.
Stephen Colbert has a grand old time with Rubio’s latest guffaw, pouncing on him for his choice of who he’d like to “sit down and have a beer with.” Rubio said, “I can never pronounce her last name, but…Malala?”
Marco Rubio wants to sit down with an 18-year-old girl, three years too young to drink and have a beer. The fact that she’s a practicing Muslim, meaning she doesn’t drink even if she were old enough – makes it even more ridiculous.
The Koch brothers are considering giving this guy almost a billion dollars? Just…wow.
Watch Marco Rubio go full stupid and creepy over Malala Yousafzai below:
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