Limbaugh’s Insane Theory About Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers Will Have Laughing Out Loud

Right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh has made a handsome living spewing nonsensical hatred to an audience of white guys with confederate flag bumper stickers. But his latest anti-Obama rant is so unhinged that it must mean he’s hitting the oxycodone again.

America’s Heartland is about to become infested with government subsidized lesbian farmers, or at least according to the blob of buffoonery.

We already know that gay people cause every natural disaster, but what we didn’t know is that they secretly want to destroy rural America with their lesbian farming lifestyles.

Via Daily Rushbo:

RUSH: Are you ready for this? It’s two pages. Let me pull ’em out here. It is from the Washington Free Beacon. That’s the website. Headline: “Feds Holding Summits for Lesbian Farmers — USDA wants to change image of farmers from ‘white, rich male.’ The US Department of Agriculture is holding summits to promote the role of lesbian farmers as a part of its ‘Rural Pride’ campaign. The agency is working with singer and LGBT activist Cyndi Lauper for a ‘day of conversation’ about the struggles of gay and transgender individuals in rural America. [USDA] says its wants to change the perception of what it means to be a farmer in America away from the ‘white, rich male.’”Now, I understand farmers are not “rich.” This is part of the disinformation campaign. “Rich, white male” is how the left describes pretty much any constituency group that they’re opposed to. What the point of this is, folks… It’s not about lesbian farmers. What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers. (interruption)

You sit in there and laugh. Okay, go ahead and laugh at it, but I’m telling you what they’re doing. They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America

Notwithstanding lesbians sinister plot to corrupt our barley and wheat, these so-called “rugged individualists” of which Rush speaks are anything but. In reality, they are the ones who get huge government assistance in the form subsidies. In fact, the USDA is buying 11 million pounds of surplus cheese to keep these “self-reliant” dairy farmers in business. And let’s not forget that these rugged individualist are the same hypocrites who scream the loudest about big gubmint. 

Listen to the most f***** up Limbaugh rant below:

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