With the whirlwind of information coming at us about Paul Manafort’s indictment, Trump’s allcaps claim that their was “NO COLLUSION,” a former advisor’s admission of collusion, and all the other devastating shit happening to Team Trump today, the American public is missing one crucial detail: this is all happening on Ivanka Trump’s birthday.
Daddy’s Little Girl was born on October 30, 1981 and the FBI got her a present: the first of many boots that will be dropping on her father’s administration.
This has to be particularly worrisome for poor, dear, sweet Ivanka, whose husband is also under investigation in Muellergate.
As of 3 PM EST, only one post was on Ivanka’s Twitter — a self-defensive birthday note from her daughter she attempted to use to excuse herself for forgetting her sister Tiffany’s birthday.
Arabella:”Dear Mom, thank you for giving me birth.” Clearly, I’m not the only member of my family who doesn’t understand how birthdays work😜 pic.twitter.com/fQbAvdtFQ4
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) October 30, 2017
Americans were nice enough to pop by and wish her a happy birthday:
Paul Manafort is off to prison & probably has a few stories to tell about your family… may you reap what you sow this coming year Ivanka🙏🏾
— Katie Dutch (@kitscheart) October 30, 2017
Maybe the prison kitchen will serve champagne ice pops on Ivanka’s birthday, once she is incarcerated
— Michelle Y (@MY19641) October 30, 2017
Happy birthday someone’s going to jail today! What do you get a traitor for their birthday? pic.twitter.com/56Xicg6QkZ
— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) October 30, 2017
HAPPY indictment day too, Congrats Mr MUELLER pic.twitter.com/boF9q05ayz
— Bonnie (@BonitaTeuben) October 30, 2017
— Alan Parker (@AlanLondonCity) October 30, 2017
Mueller understands how birthdays work. He is a boss gift-giver.
— Elizabeth Soutter (@damomma) October 30, 2017
The little sweetie got indictments for her birthday! What a lucky girl!
— Jen Skelly (@Jenlskelly) October 30, 2017
Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have both pleaded not guilty to their respective crimes and former campaign aide George Papadopoulos cut a secret plea deal in which he admitted to lying about the Trump campaign’s outreach to Russian officials regarding a meeting between Trump and Putin and collecting “dirt” on Hillary Clinton.
It’s clear that Mueller is accelerating his probe into the Trump campaign’s collusion with Russia, and it must really ruin Ivanka’s day that they’ll probably be coming for Jared soon.
Featured image via Andy Katz, MBR