Hillary Clinton Is Killing Republican Candidates In Latest Poll

Supporting Hillary Clinton is like eating fast-food; it’s never your first choice, but sometimes it’s all that’s available and the alternative is to starve. Her Wall Street, DLC-friendly policies, and coziness with neocons rightfully worry many progressives. And, as much as progressives yearn to hear Liz Warren utter those three magic words, “I am running,” the fact remains that she’s steadfastly refused and prefers crafting legislation in the Senate that blunts the power of Wall Street.

But does anyone really want another Bush in the oval office? I mean, why has there not yet been a constitutional amendment barring such a thing?

A recently released CNN/ORC poll actually found Hillary Clinton dominating the insane clown posse in the Republican field. In fact, Clinton leads each hypothetical GOP candidate by a margin of at least 14 percentage points. The telephone poll was conducted between April 16-19, 2015 and included responses from a representative sample of 1,018 adult Americans. The results may not have been so much an endorsement of Hillary, but rather a complete and utter shuttering of some of the lunatics she might be facing

Oddly enough, the poll found that Marco Rubio ranked as the closest against Hillary, trailing Clinton by 14 points, 55 percent to 41 percent. The polls also found that Bush trails Clinton by 17 points, 56 percent to 39 percent, with Christie and Paul falling 19 points behind Clinton.

With the general election more than a year away, obviously a great deal can happen. But, as of now it’s painfully clear that the GOP might want to change its logo to a wolverine, with the electorate increasingly afraid of its rabid actions and unpredictable behavior.

Then again, perhaps it should be a bald eagle given how extinct the party is becoming in presidential elections.


 

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  • Ricardo Rebelo

    sure…

    • Cathy Hutchinson

      Ha, ha, ha!

    • marek1809

      That was forty-two years ago. I can guarantee you, no one will care. Either that, or they will dismiss this as right-wing bullsh*t (which it most likely is, anway).

      • Liya

        Excellent point, marek, I just did. Its not what we on the left put out as cadidates, I think, but mainly GOP’s extremism that will guarantee Democratic victory.

      • Scot

        I’m sure Democrats and leftists won’t care. That’s the sort of people they are.

        • BobbyBarker

          As opposed to luddite republicans who make up lies every day and when called on them move on to another one, or just double down and repeat the same trash.

          • Scot

            They don’t get called on lies. They’re accused of having bad thoughts and motives.

      • marionrose

        IT’S NOT TRUE.

      • drichards1953

        If you would try to research the allegation you would find that is is simply false, with no truth whatsoever. Jerry Zeifman was NOT her supervisor. He had no authority over her or her actions, and could not fire her even if he wanted to. Her supervisor was DOJ attorney John Doar, and she was not fired.

    • marionrose

      Not true, moron…..look it up for goodness sake.

  • Scot

    Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please…

    She’ll set the Democrats back two elections at least.

    • miketothad

      …said the legislatively illiterate klansman.

      • Scot

        You’re using MadLibs to construct replies, aren’t you?

    • Diane Phillipa

      The unstoppable force meets the merry band of idiots lead by Paul Rand, and Ted Cruz and runs right over them. Go Hilary.

      • Scot

        Just idiots? Don’t forget naive, too. But that’s their virtue. They don’t stoop to the kind of calculated manipulation and dishonestly employed by Democrats. Democrats are too politically clever to be trusted.

        • idahogie

          And this is why half of the country votes Republican. They distrust “clever.”

          • Scot

            I don’t blame them. Clever people often put too much trust in their own intuition.

            Getting policy right often requires experience and patient reflection.

        • BobbyBarker

          As opposed to the lies and stupidity displayed by Cruz and his ilk every day?

  • emeraldeyes24

    Hillary is IN IT TO WIN IT!!! There is nothing like Barack Obama on the campaign trail - he is pure magic! The Republicans have nothing like his electric connection with the crowd! The two of them on a stage with some finessing of Hillary’s likeability and sincerity will be unbeatable. The Repubs may as well save their money! Stay home!

  • Icey

    “A recently released CNN/ORC poll actually found Hillary Clinton dominating the insane clown posse in the Republican field.”

    As a Homestuck, I took that sentence a bit too literally.