Hilarious: Watch How Fox News Totally Messed Up These Texas Peoples’ Fragile Minds (VIDEO)

Your average Fox News viewer probably thinks that climate change was invented by Al Gore in the basement of George Soros; Barack Obama is the devil, a Muslim, and a socialist; and that godless liberals want to kill Santa Claus. Perhaps it explains why a Fairleigh Dickinson University poll found that Fox News viewers are less informed than people who don’t watch any news at all.

One might want to alter a famous Mart Twain bon mot to “people who don’t watch Fox News are uninformed, people who watch Fox News are misinformed.”

You may recall how a flurry of anti-immigration protesters (i.e. morbidly obese white people on electric scooters with bags of tea taped to them) assembled in Texas last year to protest amnesty and South and Latin American immigration. Naturally, they all had opinions to accompany their virulent anti-immigration beliefs, and naturally those opinions could only be considered mildly coherent when sniffing glue or drinking Pennzoil. FPTV was brave enough to cover this clusterf**k and discovered that Fox News has really exploited these unsuspecting goobers fragile little minds.

For example, some of them think that Latin Americans are the “new Nazis to the blacks,” that Obama is a “homosexual who is consorting with Jihadists, and that Latin Americans want to turn America into a third world country.”

Watch the hilarity below:

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  • roger paul

    I’ve always maintained that the depths of human stupidity could never be underestimated…..but i’m beginning to think even i can be surpised…….i think some of the these stupider (that’s probably not a real word…but…meh) comments were made by members of the latest religious fad….The Church of The Misinformed…(loosely referred to as The Idiots)…..:)

    • Olga Kim

      I’m sorry, but …. IS NOT PUNCTUATION!

      • http://batman-news.com Rhondayes

        Grammar nazis…are the worst. LOL.

        • Kenneth Henderson

          Worse than those who watch Fox News? ;)

      • Beth Stubblefield

        Well, actually it is. It’s just over-used, and used very incorrectly. There’s even a proper name for it. I just wish I could think of what it’s called right now. It starts with a C, if I remember right. You’re only supposed to use three dots, and only in certain, very specific parts of a conversation. Such as when you trail off at the end of a sentence with your thoughts…

        • Olga Kim

          Yeah, you’re right, that is punctuation, but bad, bad punctuation. I’m not saying I’m an expert on punctuation and grammar, but that shit is egregious.

          This was the third or fourth comment I had happen to read that same day with that horrible “punctuation” and I just got really frustrated.

          I should probably take a break from social media for a while. *Sigh*

    • http://batman-news.com Rhondayes

      I understand your post, perfectly. Enjoy your day.

  • SophieCT

    Those right wing nuts are some scary ignorant people. They believe lies and then they get hyper-paranoid about it and THEY turn America into a crazy shithole. It really should be against the law to be that stupid.

  • Bryan DiMicelli

    They say that the least intelligent among us will still be smarter than our animal friends. That said, I have quite a bit of trouble believing that a poo-flinging monkey could actually be as stupid as some of these folks.

  • Kenneth Henderson

    Oh the stupidity! I could only watch about 2 minutes of this horrid video. I now fully understand why Murica is the laughing stock of the world.

  • Carroll Allison

    Just remember, They live here. Scary

  • Alita Lishness Sevin

    Mark Twain

  • Olga Kim

    Valid punctuation, fine, but when did … replace periods and commas? Dumbing down of America continues, but you don’t care because “grammar Nazis are the worst”, Wah!

    ‘Murica.