GOP Family Values: Sarah Palin’s Son Arrested For Punching A Woman


The Palins are very well known for their redneck thuggery. And as someone from the redneck world, I do NOT mean this as a compliment like the cute little country lady that always brings you cookies when you come home to visit your grandpa. No, no, no, this is redneckery of the worst kind.

It seems like it was only yesterday when the Palin family was in a drunken brawl at a house party in Alaska back in the Fall of 2014. This week, while momma was away, the children did play. Sarah Palin is in Iowa, making her big endorsement for Donald Trump and attempting to seem like she is relevant to politics. But, I guess her son, Track Palin, had other plans in mind.

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According to the online court database, he was charged with assault, interfering with a report of domestic violence, and possession of a weapon while intoxicated. All of which are misdemeanor charges. Oops.

“An investigation revealed Track Palin had committed a domestic violence assault on a female, interfered with her ability to report a crime of domestic violence, and possessed a firearm while intoxicated,” police said in the statement.

Track Palin police charges

Palin is evidently scheduled to be arraigned as I write this. It isn’t known yet whether the affidavit will be released or not or if we will get a full police report like we did in the 2014 cases. One thing is certain, these people sure won’t go away quietly. We keep hoping that they’ll just disappear into the cesspool of broken republican dreams, but no. Like roaches after a nuclear winter, they live on, seemingly growing even stronger from feeding off of their own filth.

Feature image from family photos on Facebook.

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