The saddest part about the news the Ted Cruz is suspending his campaign is… well, for Liberals, not much. We already knew he was a worse choice than Trump, and we were pretty damn positive he could never win, so there isn’t much in the way of “shock,” here.
Humor, now that there is plenty of, because we have one less batsh*t insane candidate who can’t understand the separation of church and state and that is at least a little bit of a victory. The GOP, however, is now on life support as the truth sinks in — even Republicans hate their shattered party.
The reaction of the general public, “don’t let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya!”:
Ted… maybe becoming one the most hated people wasn't a path to become president. #cruzout pic.twitter.com/GDOT15bFVd
— Chris Reed (@CDReed) May 4, 2016
We just don’t even miss him:
ultraviolins GOP droogs
cheers teddy#IndianaPrimary #CruzOut pic.twitter.com/UF8iCrJqLe— BROKEN PROMISELAND (@VoteAngryNow) May 4, 2016
A lot, and I mean a lot, of the joking on Twitter is aimed right at liar-liar, now two-time-loser, Carly Fiorina:
I'm hoping Trump picks Carly Fiorina as his running mate so she can be a three time loser. #cruzout #IndianaPrimary
— Antoine H. (@antoinedharris) May 4, 2016
Now, should we be concerned about this, he might re-spawn if his wife didn’t get permission from God to stop running:
But @tedcruz you can't just drop out! I thought GOD had a chat with your wife and told her that you should be president!?! #IndianaPrimary
— Amir (@aminiaamir) May 4, 2016
Is this an actual record? Has anyone else actually lost the same Primary twice?:
I have to credit @CarlyFiorina for making history - she managed to lose the same race twice. #IndianaPrimary #GOP pic.twitter.com/LYR7SDSAte
— Scott Mallett ‡ ☉ (@Hierotheos33) May 4, 2016
Perhaps we should be apologizing to Canada, I mean, who are they gonna root for now?:
Dang…The Canadian is out. 🇨🇦 Now who are we supposed to cheer for in the US Presidential election? 😉 #TedCruz #CruzOut
— Shaun Cameron (@shaun_cameron) May 4, 2016
To be honest, it didn’t take her long to sink Hewlett Packard, but this has to be some sort of a record:
#CruzOut Wow, Carly Fiorina spent less time in her new job than a red-shirted guy on Star Trek.
— Sarcastic Savant (@ilgrandechuck) May 4, 2016
Oh, now, come on — what did Motley Crue ever do to you?!?
I got some time so I'm putting the band back together#IndianaPrimary #CruzOut pic.twitter.com/ldlOOrNTCu
— BROKEN PROMISELAND (@VoteAngryNow) May 4, 2016
But right now, the hilarity all falls in this — Ted Cruz was actually the worst of the two candidates. Then again, watching Ted Cruz realize he is, indeed, “BusTed,” not “TrusTed,” has been at least entertaining.
This guy is a pitiful, creepy cartoon of evil. #tedcruz #nevercruz #cruzout #Trump2016 #GOPTownHall pic.twitter.com/TCpDRr2x2D
— BUCK WINTHROP (@buckwinthrop) March 30, 2016
As for those saying that this is going to win Trump votes, well, this kinda nails that. Nope:
I would vote for this bunny over Donald Trump. #IndianaPrimary #NeverTrump #CruzOut pic.twitter.com/IIzzja1osh
— Tyler O'Neil (@Tyler2ONeil) May 4, 2016
Save America #CruzOut pic.twitter.com/Sgp0cB364H
— OverHeardInAfrica (@SteinbeckAfrica) February 27, 2016
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