Christie Cares More About Sucking Up To Trump Than Attending Funeral Of NJ Trooper 


It’s official–we finally found something bigger than Chris Christie’s mouth: his ego. The Professional YouTube Screamer and pretend governor of New Jersey managed to sink to a whole new low of placing personal ambition over the needs of his own state. Costing NJ Taxpayers record amounts of money with his failed presidential run and spending all of his time in key battleground states, the garrulous and gargantuan governor of the garden state has proven he could are less about NJ residents.

But skipping the funeral of a state trooper to suck up to Trump and angle for a UNELECTABLE cabinet level position? That’s the definition of scumbaggery.

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Realizing he’s hated in his own state of New Jersey and perhaps not comfortable with becoming a Fox News contributor like all failed Republican presidential candidates do, Gov. Soprano will not attend the Monday funeral of the New Jersey State Trooper who was killed in the line of duty last week. Nope, he’s chose instead to spend the day campaigning out-of-state for his fellow a-hole BFF Donald Trump.

Via NJ.com 

Sean Cullen, 31, was responding to a car fire on I-295 last Monday when he was accidentally struck by a passing motorist. He died of his injuries a few hours later.

The Cullen funeral Mass will begin at noon at Saint Charles Borromeo Roman Catholic Church in Cinnaminson Township. Cullen will be laid to rest at Lakeview Memorial Park, also in Cinnaminson, immediately afterwards.

This is the height of hypocrisy since police officers are the very people Christie loves to pretend he gives a sh*t about. Not to mention the very people who are forced to protect his disgusting self.   Lt. Gov. Kim Guadagno was to attend the funeral instead. A spokesman for the governor declined to say why the governor would not be attending the funeral, or when he would be returning to New Jersey, referring all questions to the Trump campaign. Lt. Gov. Kim Guadagno, Christie’s puppet, attended the funeral instead.

Chris Christie is perfectly in keeping with today’s brand of selfish and power-hungry (literally in his case) politicians; that is, putting their own personal interests ahead of the people they are sworn to govern . This is why the campaign of Senator Sanders has touched so many people and is now an unstoppable force in politics.  

Featured image via Huffington Post and modified by Michael Hayne

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