Bristol Palin Is Freaking Out Over Girls Getting Free Birth Control — No, This Is Not A Joke.

Expert on all things premarital, Bristol Palin weighed in with some deep thoughts about the idea of girls getting birth control free of charge in a blog post on Oct 7th:

Do you remember what it was like to be a 10-year old? I remember being an unabashed tomboy concerned with playing outside and acing 5th grade.

But life isn’t so innocent and carefree for some 10 years old in Washington State. This summer a report came out claiming that some schools in Washington were giving free birth control implants to children as young as 10 years old! These birth control devices are implanted in a girl’s uterus, and all of this can be done without a parent’s consent!

Bristol goes on to complain heavily about how terrible all this is, because birth control can have “serious life-long side effects to 10-year-old CHILDREN, but then to do all of this behind a parent’s back is simply outrageous!”

Bristol, let’s not drag the idea of “parents” into this one, considering who yours is, ok?

She is, however, correct.

Reliable birth control like an IUD has life long side effects, like not being a hypocritical teen mom like you, Bristol.

These girls have the side effect of being 99 percent free from the risk of a pregnancy (a much more taxing experience than having an IUD inserted), unlike you who have successfully relied on the power of prayer to keep yourself from having TWO unwed pregnancies.

They also have the side effect of not having to find a sitter for their child if they want to go outdoors and play with their schoolmates. Additional side effects are not having a serious financial obligation and much more free time to do things like go to school, and study for a good career that would allow her to support a family.

Programs like the one in Washington State are incredibly successful in preventing teen pregnancy and as a side effect, equally as successful in preventing teen abortions. In Colorado, from 2009-2013, a program similar to this caused a decline of 40 percent in the teen birth rate, and a 42 percent decline in the teen abortion rate. These numbers are huge, and the cost to taxpayers and families is MUCH better than the cost of medical procedures associated with abortion, or social programs to support these young mothers financially.

Nobody really knows why Bristol hates contraception, given her inability to stop having children out-of-wedlock. It must be because God keeps making her pregnant.


Featured image via Wonkette

  • Smidnite

    On the other hand, she would have gotten MUCH less attention had she never had a baby.

    • Crysta

      She might have *shock* actually gotten an edumacashun! Or *double shock* actually GOTTEN MARRIED!

      OH THE HORROR!!! Wont someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

      • Smidnite

        Now what would someone of her social stature and class do with THAT?

  • Joseph Hurley

    Sorry, I kinda agree with Bristol on this one. I think its ridiculous to offer birth control to 10 year olds and outrageous that they can do it without the parents permission.

    • Chris19741949

      Someone has to verify her claim…and prove it before I’m going to get bent out of shape.

      • Shelley Jones Beek

        I agree. I don’t care who she is, how does a 10 year old make a decision like this?

    • http://chadabryant.info/ Chad A. Bryant

      I find it outrageous that Bristol thinks she can say anything about giving girls birth control. God knows her mom should have either put her on the pill or bought her a dildo before she started high school.

    • Shelley Jones Beek

      I agree. I don’t care who she is, she has a point. How does a 10 year old make a decision like this?

      • Tracy Hilliard

        Hmm…seems like a simple choice to me. And only a very few ten year olds opted in - and they didn’t get the IUDs as I understand - just the pill. And the pill can be VERY important if you have painful cramps.

        If your parents are dirt poor and you have crippling cramp pain once a moth (and yes, 10 year olds can have their periods!) this option gives them the ability to function at school.

        • Louis Brunyansky

          I suspect that the reason Bristol used 10 is because she realized or was advised that 9 or 8 was stretching thing past the point of being useful. I also suspect that the “every sperm is sacred” crowd would object to the 42% abortion reduction because some of those eggs may have been fertilized. While every zygote is sacred, young girls “not so much.”

        • Smidnite

          Not to mention irregular cycles.

    • Nancy Talbot

      10 years old? Without parents (knowledge) permission? I would need to fact check this before I believed it. Kids need to have ALL the facts about birth control, STDs, and what really happens to teen mothers. How about we have classes for them that teach real life skills like how to manage money, the true cost of raising a child, what STDs really mean and how they are successfully treated (or not). How about talking and teaching the facts that some decisions you make cannot be fixed and you have to live with them for the rest of your life. Many kids are sorely prepared for the critical thinking needed to negotiate emerging adulthood. Too many parents are not doing their job and raising kids that are not looking at the consequences of their actions.

    • disneymagik

      I don’t know if I believe they implanted them in 10 year olds w/o parental consent. Even with parental consent I’m having trouble believing it. I’m going to have to do some research on this one.

  • PJ Phillips

    This B needs to sit down and shut up already. Worry about the two kids you’ve had out of wedlock, they’re gonna need it.

    • LateNightLarry

      Don’t you know that the RepubliKKKLOWNS and teabaggers will take GOOD care of Bristol… she’s one of the chosen…

  • mdhome

    Maybe she thinks every time a girl has a period, it is a failure to make a baby for god.

  • Gotitbutsmh

    So the poster child of all things ratchet is still talking birth control? Go home, your baby is crying and wants his dad.

  • Will Haight

    Please stop giving these morons free publicity.

  • Chuck1

    only four 11-year-olds received birth control from state officials
    between 2013 and earlier this year. By comparison, 2,336 girls between
    16 and 17 years old — the same age Palin was during her first pregnancy — received IUDs during the same period.

    Palin’s argument that IUDs can have “life-long side effects” was also
    debunked in 2012, when the American College of Obstetricians and
    Gynecologists determined that they were safe for use by teens.

    After her pregnancy, Palin worked as a spokesperson regarding teen pregnancy, earning as much as $262,000 in 2009 from the Candie’s Foundation.