You know all those times conservatives have said something ridiculous proves President Obama is gay or Michelle Obama is a man? Each time, they say they have “documents” to back their claims and each time they fail. By this logic, we can now state unequivocally that squeaky-voiced Jared Kushner is really a woman — and unlike when conservatives make similar claims, there are actually documents to back this.
In fact, Kushner himself admits he is a woman. According to public records, Kushner registered to vote in New York as a woman in 2009.
Prior to 2009, he listed his gender as “unknown” in New Jersey. Naturally, people find this hilarious:
Might be cuz he just found out Kushner is registered female voter in NY and cannot have dinner with another women if wife not present!🤣
— jc5502 (@jc5502) September 27, 2017
Jared Kushner can’t figure out the “Male/Female” checkbox on his voter registration form but he’ll definitely solve the Middle East.
— Chris Jackson (@ChrisCJackson) September 27, 2017
#Kushner registered to vote as a female. Was this also due to miscommunications with his assistant? https://t.co/7DlpjC2dWI
— Walt Kowalski (@KowalskisLawn) September 27, 2017
All joking aside, this is just one more example of Kushner having severe problems with properly completing paperwork. He has repeatedly updated his security clearance forms to include meetings and foreign contacts he forgot about entirely — so it’s entirely possible he just got his information wrong and thought he was a female.
If Kushner actually identifies as a female, that’s cool too. We’ll just have to change a pronoun when we explain to people that she’s a sniveling little weasel bootlicker with no spine who should spend some time in prison.
