Not a single bomb went off following President Obama’s landmark nuclear deal with Iran and that’s really bad for your defense portfolio’s bottom line. Consequently, swarms of the most reptilian neocons pouted and stomped their feet from every room of Obama Derangement Centers. Of course, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu is very upset at the deal, which means that Republicans are upset too; they love making war to make democracy safer for the Likud Party.
In fact, the way Republicans act all giddy over Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, you would think he were freaking Justin Bieber or something. But the most bonerific love for Netanyahu naturally comes from the man named after an erection: John Boehner.
Baracknophobia is apparently strong to compromise normal patron-client state relations.
Not willing to give any thought to the deal that the international community and many in the US are behind, U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner recently said he would do “everything possible” to stop a new nuclear deal with Iran from moving forward:
Members of Congress will ask much tougher questions this afternoon when we meet with the president’s team, and because a bad deal threatens the security of the American people, we’re going to do everything possible to stop it. [Source]
Obviously the burden of proof is on the Obama Administration to provide Congress with every aspect of the deal, good and bad, but healthy skepticism is not what Netanyahu’s man toy is expressing. Rather, the man who essentially circumvented the constitution when he secretly invited Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu to speak before Congress, well, is simply looking to kill the deal outright.
Nevertheless, House and Senate debates and votes to approve or reject the nuclear agreement are expected in September, after Congress returns from its month of glad-handing with its corporate sponsors.
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Boehner can “boo hoo hoo” ALLLL he likes, but I don’t think he is going to change a damn thing… Boehner and the republicans need to be pitied for their stupidity, placed ever so carefully in latest “evening wear” straight jacket, and sent to the nearest mental detention facility to spend out the rest of their days counting butterflies… Just my humble opinion here…
I really can’t say there is anything more STUPID than to DEAL NUKES to IRAN. That Iran has never kept its treaties in the past. That Iranians to this day are chanting “Death to America” and Boehner he is nothing more than a RINO (Republican in name only) He’s a part of the Washington Cartel, like Mitch McConnell is. They both need to be voted out of office. This election is more about issues. This deal is a no deal - as it gives IRAN the nuclear capability to strike at America. We (our country) pays the arabs 1Billion $ per day for its oil, we’ve made them rich so isn’t it stupid to give them the capabilities to destroy US??? I suppose you do value your life???
WE should have another STOP IRAN DEAL rally in Washington, at Capital Hill and the White House. We should invite Benjamin Netanyahu to talk about how this could destroy Israel and America. WE need to invite Jewish groups, Right to Life groups, Anti Amnesty groups, Groups opposed to GMOs and those that are for Immigration Reform / Securing our South West Border. WE should invite Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump, and all the military wives and families and 2nd Amendment Rights groups to march to prevent Gun-grabing and WE should demand that The Senate and Congress NOT go through with any DEAL giving NUKES to IRAN. Despite how hard the HUFFed UP Post tries to TWIST the TRUTH … it just doesn’t matter. We will make America GREAT again despite your spin-doctors. NO DEAL WITH IRAN.
you must be way far gone… Christians do care about Israel. Its where Christ was born and lived. I’ve been to Israel and its a beautiful place. The hatred for Obama stems from his not adhering to laws or the U.S. Constitution. it is beyond a party (democrat) or other… its actually about the liberty of America, about not making DEALS with countries that chant “Death to Americans” So… if you want to make America GREAT again VOTE for TRUMP or CRUZ because Hildabeast sounds a lot like Bill “I never slept with that woman” her lies beget more lies - she has breached National Security through emails; she left a diplomat and his entourage to be mercilessly murders by Islamic Muslims. Senator Bernie Sanders and Hillary have gotten big donations from MONSANTO (you’ve heard of this company - the one responsible for putting poison in your food - they make PCBs, Nuclear arms, Agent Orange, Round-Up, Bovine Growth Hormone, Aspartame, Petroleum Based Fertilizers. Polystyrene, Saccharin and GMOs) Both Sanders and Clinton are backed by Monsanto and Planned Parenthood - who has killed over 50 Million babies and sold their body parts, that is GENOCIDE. What a legacy ! But oh wait, mr. obama visits his homeland Africa (where he was born and raised) to reconnect with his Muslim Brotherhood and be indoctrinated into keeping up the Jihad from within the Oval Office. Wow… REMEMBER the IRAN HOSTAGE CRISIS <<<<< under democrat Jimmy Carter (the hostages were not released until Ronald Reagan took office 444 days they were bound, and blind folded. mr. obama didn't even bother to ask for the 4 American Hostages currently being held in IRAN. Nope he was too busy celebrating his Muslim Holiday.