During Thursday’s Republican debate, Donald Trump brought up Marco Rubio’s attacks on his hands. The strange controversy has been one that has plagued Trump for years and that late-night host Larry Wilmore reignited recently in his quest against the billionaire. As if the issue couldn’t get any more insane, Trump told the world that his penis is also not small. “Look at those hands, are they small hands?” the GOP front-runner said, raising them for viewers to see. “And, he referred to my hands —’if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
Well, Friday night on “Real Time,” Bill Maher said that he’s demanding proof. “After a week capped off, by the way, by the debate last night where the Republican nominees are belittling each other over weenie size, the current Republican frontrunner is talking about the Republican nominee from last time blowing him,” Maher said.
So, Trump had to make sure everybody knows he didn’t need to make his penis great again—it was already great. He actually came out there and said, ‘I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.’ Over to you,. And maybe we should, you know what? I mean, come on: Trump lies about everything else, we gotta know. Come on, Don, you’re the guy who made Obama show his birth certificate. We need proof. Show us the Dick Certificate. Let’s see it.
After all the fuss over President Obama’s birth certificate, perhaps there’s something to the idea that Trump should prove something himself.
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