For some reason Sarah Palin keeps insisting that what she says is going to have an impact on the world, but in reality, she just keeps reiterating what an utter imbecile she truly is. Part of you likely wants her to stop being relevant, but another part of you can’t look away from the absolute train wreck she continuously portrays herself to be. Saddest part about it all, is she thinks she’s smart and fantastic, unaware that she’s become a running joke.
Her latest bout of word salad came after Donald Trump’s victory in Indiana, which all but secured his place as the presumptive presidential nominee for the Republican party, especially since Ted Cruz and John Kasich are bowing out.
Palin, of course, has endorsed Trump, because of course she did. They go together like peas and carrots, or rather, vodka and tonic.
The former half-term governor of Alaska has now taken to her medium of choice, Facebook, and asked for everyone to fall in line behind Donald Trump and unite. She even had a message for “smart Democrats,” even though the truly smart Democrats will make damn sure Trump never wins.
To all of you who have believed in making a real difference in our politics and in the way things have been done in the past that have put America in a pretty precarious position. Thank you so much for supportin’ Trump and believing in this idea of being able to make America great again. We’re finally on the road to do so, but we do have to unite first. So, GOP and independents and smart Democrats, truly it is time to come together, pull together. Remember that united we will stand, our country will stand united. Divided, we’re gonna fall. So now, after participating in some really healthy, kind of arduous competition, and now, more than ever, it’s time to come together and put some differences aside. Stand on principle, that principle that, yeah, we have opportunity to make America great again. We’ve needed a revolution, and we’ve found our revolutionary. Thanks for all your hard work. Congratulations, Donald J. Trump — and here we go, on the road to make America great again.
She’s about as comfortable reading a pre-written speech as Trump is — they are both as awkward as they are ill-prepared to lead a nation.
For the love of all that is good and decent, no matter who — vote blue.
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