If you’ve read the transcript of Donald Trump’s nutso January 27 conversation with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, probably have…questions — most notably, who are these “local milk people” and why won’t they give refugees jobs?
During their conversation, Trump refused to admit the Boston bombers were from Russia, telling Turnbull that refugees could “become the Boston bomber in five years,” and dismissing Turnbull’s point that they “were Russians” with a simple “They were from wherever they were.”
While he was telling Turnbull how “bad” refugees are, Trump managed to say something stupid that caught people’s eye:
I will be honest with you. I hate taking these people. I guarantee you they are bad…They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.
Local. Milk. People. Apparently, he meant “dairy farmers” but couldn’t think of the words because he’s a f*cking moron. Naturally, everyone finds this hilarious:
All the internet loves Local Milk People, a charming– We regret to inform you Local Milk People is alt-right code for all-white communities
— Patrick Blanchfield (@PatBlanchfield) August 3, 2017
Now I just want to go to trivia night so I can have a team called Local Milk People.
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) August 3, 2017
*steps away from twitter for literally two seconds*
“what the hell are local milk people”
— Ali Watkins (@AliWatkins) August 3, 2017
“Local milk people” shows early dementia/Alzheimers. My mom began by calling a table “the round thing” and UPS “the bringing things person.”
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) August 3, 2017
I was asleep for a few hours, is “local milk people” Trump’s new way of referring to women
— Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler) August 3, 2017
Trump calling dairy farmers “local milk people” reminds me of the time I forgot Hans Gruber’s name so I referred to him as Nazi Snape.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 3, 2017
“Local milk people”? Do you mean dairy farmers? What the fuck is wrong with you?
— Witness (@moonsspawn) August 3, 2017
I was a fan of Local Milk People’s first album, but then they sold out
— Mike Kmiec (@mkmiec) August 3, 2017
Look at this sad local milk person. He’s sad because refugees are not wonderful people who will go on to work for the #localmilkpeople. pic.twitter.com/TsDGh4fVLF
— Jon Fassnacht (@JonFassnachtRE) August 3, 2017
Local milk people is also what Trump calls his female employees. Except the unattractive ones. Those he calls cows.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 3, 2017
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be local milk people https://t.co/b9OZlBLl2S
— Matt O’Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) August 3, 2017
Local milk people pic.twitter.com/m0JtvzKsz3
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) August 3, 2017
It really must make the “local milk people” sad that the refugees we’re taking from Australia don’t want to be “local milk people” too.
Trump’s tantrum during the call in the newly-leaked transcript reveals something his supporters won’t care about: he lied when he said it was a “very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS media lied about.” The call was civil — on Turnbull’s end. Trump, on the other hand, once again embarrassed the United States by acting too much like himself.
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