Donald Trump is already having a horrible day and it’s not even lunchtime.
Earlier this morning, Trump did his morning Twitter check and found something that pissed him off beyond belief. And of course, because he is unable to manage his emotions like an adult, he had no choice but to fly off the handle and react like the child he is.
The Associated Press had just reported that he’d struck a deal with Democrats “Chuck and Nancy” to protect DACA with no promise on funding Trump’s border wall. Here’s what the Associated Press reported:
Breaking: Schumer, Pelosi announce deal with Trump to protect young immigrants; will include border security but no wall.”
As you can imagine, this caused an onslaught from Trump’s tribe. Sean Hannity, one of Trump’s biggest hype men, called the move “political suicide,” and Breitbart blasted the clueless POTUS. Trump’s own fans were devastated as major cable news shows such as Morning Joe covered the decision extensively.
In a pathetic attempt to do damage control and get his fans to say nice things about him again, Trump went on a Twitter rant to explain the alleged deal. As with most of Trump’s tweets, his defense made absolutely no sense. Trump tried to deny that the deal had ever happened, but yet seemed to say that there was a deal at the same time. And of course, just to make his #MAGA cult happy, he said his wall was still going to be built.
![](<p>Ever wonder what pictures Josh Duggar used to lure women to his Ashley Madison profile? <a href="http://www.occupydemocrats.com/leaked-the-photos-josh-duggar-used-to-lure-women-on-ashley-madison-profile/" target="_blank">Now’s your chance to find out</a>; the photographs have been leaked, and, well — yeah.</p>
<h2>“The biggest hypocrite ever”</h2>
<p>Duggar was riding high until <em>In-Touch</em>, a tabloid newspaper, broke the story of him molesting <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/crime/a-teenage-mistake-one-of-josh-duggars-victims-was-no-more-than-5-years-old/" target="_blank">his sisters and a family friend while he was a teenager</a>.</p>
<p>That wasn’t enough to break through to his rabid fan base, though; if I learned anything from that whole mess, it’s that conservative Christians are a-okay with molesting one’s relatives. In fact, they’ll do everything they can to hand wave the problem away. From <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/fox-news-spent-less-than-two-minutes-on-child-molesting-right-wing-hero-josh-duggar-video/" target="_blank">Fox News spending less than 2 minutes on the coverage</a> to <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/mike-huckabee-gushes-over-what-an-outstanding-person-child-molester-josh-duggar-is/" target="_blank">Mike Huckabee riding to his defense</a>, the right-wing left me with the impression that it was perfectly acceptable to molest one’s sisters, <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/religion/ray-comfort-eric-hovind-creationists-josh-duggar/" target="_blank">so long as</a> <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-news/evangelist-ray-comfort-stands-with-josh-duggar-twitter-shreds-him-screenshots/" target="_blank">you love Jesus</a>.</p>
<p>Duggar <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/religion/protecting-a-monster-judge-orders-josh-duggars-police-record-destroyed/" target="_blank">even had legal help in concealing his steps</a>, and his parents <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/religion/josh-duggar-sued-arkansas-because-they-investigated-him-for-being-a-child-molester/" target="_blank">did everything they could</a> <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/videos/watch-duggars-tell-fox-josh-touched-girls-over-the-clothes-while-they-slept/" target="_blank">to throw their daughters under the bus</a> <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/weird-news/duggar-daddy-in-law-anyone-would-touch-kids-if-they-could-get-away-with-it/" target="_blank">in the name of saving their wayward spawn</a>.</p>
<p>Duggar weathered it about as well as you might expect, but there was another shock right around the corner.</p>
<p>In August, a <a href="http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-madison-hackers-just-released-all-of-their-s-1724920693" target="_blank">data leak</a> proved that cheating website Ashley Madison was Christian Mingle’s largest competitor. And while <a href="http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265" target="_blank">most of the women on the site were fake</a>, the men weren’t — and <a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/humor/family-values-super-christian-josh-duggar-allegedly-wants-a-naughty-girl-images/" target="_blank">among them was none other than Josh Duggar</a>, Mr. Family Values himself.</p>
<p>Molesting your younger sister and a family friend are okay with right-wing Christians, but a (<a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/religion/adult-film-star-says-creepy-josh-duggar-payed-for-a-night-of-rough-terrifying-sex/" target="_blank">semi-</a>)consensual affair with another adult is the straw that broke the camel’s back. The right-dropped Duggar like four-year-old unwashed socks and it left his family “<a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/videos/josh-duggars-family-has-had-enough-we-are-shocked-and-broken-and-furious-video/" target="_blank">shocked and broken and furious</a>.”</p>
<p>While Gawker was able to confirm Duggar had two paid accounts, the profile pictures were absent at the time.</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/here-are-the-photos-josh-duggar-used-for-his-ashley-mad-1738733009" target="_blank">But not anymore</a>. Behold:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1491435444533929801.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-47625" src="http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1491435444533929801.png" alt="1491435444533929801" width="800" height="507" /></a></p>
<p>I don’t know about you, but I’m totally impressed. Absolutely so. Beyond words, even.</p>
<p>At least he used real photos of himself, albeit ones slightly obscured. <a href="http://gawker.com/is-this-josh-duggars-okcupid-profile-1725202825" target="_blank">That’s more than can be said for his alleged OK-Cupid profile</a>.</p>
<p>So, there’s a moral in here somewhere — something about not being so hung over on your own self-righteousness, but I just can’t get over that Gawd-awful ugly mask. It’s so hideous.</p>
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<p><em>Feature image via Twitter</em></p>
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Trump followed this up by defending DREAMers and a rare show of sympathy for the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that were brought to the country when they were young.
If this is how Trump is kicking off the day, we can only imagine what’s going to come next.
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